Yeah. I know I said no updates till exams were over. But then again, you forget I'm a pathological liar. Two more exams to go, then I'm free! FREE I TELLS YA! My keen comedic spidey....timing...uhh....sense is a little off since I haven't done a strip in a while. And certainly not a strip with Spiderman and Macy Gray in it. Is it Gray or Grey? I forget. She was certainly the worst part of Spiderman. Hi kiddies! Can you say 'washed up'? How about 'your goddamn fifteen minutes of fame are up, now leave while you have some semblance of dignity'? You'll notice the special cameo from Mr Furious of Movie Comics
in frame one. They're fantastic comics everyone. Seriously, check them out. Biting up-to-date humour I couldn't hope to keep up with. New smooth-tacular art? Thanks to Macromedia Flash! I love you, automatic anti-jagginess! Unfortunately, I've still gotta fiddle about in paint for the words, etc, so it takes me twice as long to do stuff right now, but just you wait till I've got the hang of it. Mad props to Fenris of Aikida
for mentioning my comic in his tres 133t comic. Or newspost. Whatever. He was talking about the dying art of webcomics linking to each other. Well I'm with you buddy. I'll link until the freaking cows come home. Which is quite a long time considering I never had any cows to begin with. Maybe some lost cows will come to my house by accident. I could sure go for a steak right now. God I'm drunk. Where was I? You'll also notice I've been a busy little beaver as I've also done up a cameo strip
at 3 Finger Salute
. I'm a little fixated on the whole Spiderman/bodily fluids thing right now. Don't worry. I promise the next strip won't have semen in it. Well, half promise....Okay. I can't promise anything. Also, if you'll look below you'll see the whoresome log humour. Yeah...It's a little long. Okay, it's quite excessively long, but it gives you a good idea of what we get up to when we're bored. Click here
if you wanna read it later as a text file. It all stems from our deep, deep love of whores. Specifically, fixing old sayings so that they now contain the word 'whore'. Ahhh...good times, good times. Actually....This whoretastic newspost should bait search engines a hundred times better than my Hot tentacle cartoon sex
comic. What other words can I use to trick search engines? Naked sexy sex celebrities? I'll think of them later. Just because I stop telling you to go visit the ad-free forum
and to vote doesn't mean stop doing it! Jesus baby eating Christ! A few votes
every now and again would be nice. There are over 80 sprite comics ahead of me for the love of god! Ah well. Here's your Bizarre Linkage
. Now back to failing.....Er....I mean studying.
Ah yes, the first flash drawn comic, good thinking. Plus this comic has the longest log humour attached to it. Say, doesn't that gun look a little TOO realistic, for someone with MY drawing skills a year ago? Something to think about.