There were originally going to be like 3 panels of that guy yammering on, but screw it. So anyway, as far as I can tell, whenever a breathtaking new technology is revealed, the best way to make a tech demo is to render an elf lady with huge breasts
. Or a mermaid with big boobs
. Anyway, following the lead of Dusk and Nalu, I present you with Xzyt, who satisfies the examples set out by the previous contenders with having both large jugs and a 4 letter name you totally don't care about. She's a, uh, alien...and her culture doesn't believe in clothing. Perfect. Buy up, suckers. This was probably funnier in my head, because when I got my new Geforce 6600GT card, it came shipped in a box with no less than three busty rendered women on it. This is a big change from my last graphics card, which came with a dinosaur rendered on it. Take THAT, you goddamn velociraptor. YOU don't have DDs, DO YOU?! Speaking of DDs, we've dropped out of the top ten at buzz
, which is understandable because I still haven't got any new vote incentives together. Also, the forum
is still around for those special few miscreants. Bizarre linkage: EDUTAINMENT!
I can't believe these guys are professionals. I don't want to buy hard drives designed by the same people who authorised this video.