HUUURRRR I CAN'T USE A FAX. DURRR I WILL JUST BLINDLY PLUG IN NUMBERS AND HOPE THAT WHOEVER PICKS UP IS A FAX MACHINE. I CANNOT LISTEN TO THE VOICE THAT IS AMPLIFIED THROUGH THE FAX MACHINE SPEAKERS IN CASE I DIALLED A NORMAL NUMBER. DDUUURRRRR Okay. Anyway. Now that's out of my system, more bizarre linkage. Okay, not really bizarre, just a good play on last update's totally intense linkage: DANE COOK!!! YEAHH!!!!!!
[21:45] <Pants> there's some brand of tequila ... where the bottle comes wearing a little red plastic sombrero
[21:45] <WeirdAl> Yeah that's bog-standard tequila in these parts.
[21:45] <Pants> it's a good size to balance on a penis
[21:45] <WeirdAl> At least, as standard as tequila gets.
[21:45] <WeirdAl> It's what Smirnoff is to vodkas.
[21:45] <Pants> i don't care how good it is or isn't ... i just care about the hat and the wearing of it