Before you have to ask, yes that is a real thing you can buy (NSFW, for picture of rubber lady parts). The punchline for this one sort of evolved from the original I had in mind which was a one liner "pornography has ruined my life", in that the expectation of sexy delivery person dropping by for some free sexy sex is a common porno plot device that has yet to come to fruition. Until the swedish bikini massage place starts doing home deliveries, that is. Or the pizza place starts hiring some more attractive ladies. Anyway, you get my drift. If the realistic Jenna replica wasn't enough bizarre linkage for you, how about this: Texts from last night, yet another site that plumbs the depths of humanity's depravities. For laffs. Peace out y'alls