WHAT WHAT CHICKEN BUTT. Yes, the original iPad Nano joke has already been made
(bastard internet comedians, all thinking alike!), so here's a comic about a man with gigantic hands causing genital discomfort to women for a living. Or something. He probably uses little tools anyway, I don't believe gynecologists and proctologists actually attempt to shove their hands inside you and use you like a puppet (OR DO THEY!??!????), but his enormous digits must cause him to lose some manual dexterity, so it would be like trying to use a baseball bat to pick your teeth. HA HA I AM TOTALLY OVERTHINKING THIS COMIC ABOUT STUPID APPLE PRODUCTS. Seriously though, it does everything your iPhone does, only not really and it's four times as bi--GODDAMNIT, INTERNET COMEDIANS
. That's it, enjoy your bizarre linkage, in your FACE. INTERNET. A whole bunch of movies where they say their own titles.