Right. I didn't want to have to do this. I had believed that you were grown up enough to chat without needing a set of formalised rules, but I guess I was wrong. I've set out minimal guidelines and exercised authority only as necessary, but you take advantage of it, or claim I "don't do anything", so here we are. These rules and guidelines have been created to ensure that the majority of people can have an enjoyable irc experience. This channel is not an exclusive club. There is no "playing favourites" involved

Summary, for the word impaired:

1: Don't act like a dick, or don't act surprised when you are removed

2: STOP COMPLAINING. No seriously. I don't want to hear it. If you don't like it get out. I don't want to see or hear of any "this place was better when..." or "if ____ was gone..."'s any longer. If you cannot work an /ignore like a grown up, don't expect the ops to cater to your whims.

3: This is not your community. You do not own it, nor exercise any control over it other than your membership. Don't believe you have any right to drive off or somehow deny the validity of another person's membership. That's an op's job, and you are not an op.

4: Boys - Stop hitting on all the girls nonstop. Yes. Women use the internet. Also underage girls, who there seem to be a lot of in the channel. I'm not running a paedophile chatroom. This doesn't mean you are free to hit on girls who are over the legal age either, loophole seekers.

5: Girls - Yes you have boobs. They are no doubt nice. Don't keep baiting the hormone addled boys.

6: The "I'm new" defence only works for a week, maximum. If you cannot get the hang of these guidelines within this time, you might have something wrong with you.

7: No bots/flooding/mp3 or quiz scripts. Nobody cares about what you're currently playing. If you want an irc quiz, go to another channel.

8: Enough with the 4chan, guro, lemonparty, tubgirl, etc. Nobody needs to see that shit.

9: You are a guest here. Act like one.

I am trusting you to follow these guidelines. If you feel you can follow them, then you are by all means welcome. If not, do not even consider complaining, just leave.