See, it's funny because
her husband is terrible in bed. And while I was stealing jokes, why not steal two and connect them together. It was originally only that quick first panel joke, leaving the reader/hearer/jokee to laugh at the uncomfortable silence, but then I just slapped in the 'sphbt!' to give more coffee spitting goodness. And if your children aren't making you spray coffee everywhere, you're not doing your job as a parent right. Note the spelling of "mummy" instead of "mommy". That's right, yankees! I USED A U BECAUSE THAT'S HOW WE PRONOUNCE IT! And we don't DROP u's either, just because we feel like it. Lazy prats! Since you've all been such great (and
constantly voting) cheesites, there's now a whole new section for you to enjoy; the
Bigger Than Cheeses Origins Page! That's right. Join me on a nostalgia trip while I unearth some pieces from btc's history. See how many things you can remember, and whether you're a hardcore fan, or just a newcomer. Marvel in delight at the yadda yadda yadda....ah, I've got nothing. We're at number 47 right now, so keep up that delicious
voting, and maybe I'll come up with some more goodies for you all. Weekly cheesecake voting pictures? We'll have to wait and see. Maybe fortnightly. I was wandering around
emode and was taking some random tests (when they recommended
this gal as a potential match. And looking at
her photo, I'd say she'd have to be one of the most enticing redheads I've ever seen. There was a point to this story, but I forgot whether it was that or something else. And I have a hunch she might like "Asian" "Guys". Plus she lists "accents" and "goofiness" under Turn Ons. That's totally me! I could say goofy things IN an accent! I could do a goofy accent!! I could pretend to be Goofy, and do an accent while being Asian!!! There's no end to the possibilities!! (ps: I'm not a crazy stalker person. Really, stop looking at me like that. Her picture just caught my eye). Oh, I went through and replaced all the links from webcomic.net links to topwebcomics.com using a batch replace program. If you see any funniness in past newsposts, that's why. Report any problems you might find in
the forum. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY! *mumbles something about scrambled eggs*. Enjoy your
Bizarre Linkage.