This one needed some more rewrites. But it's 1am, I spent all day in hospitals all over the city installing software I don't care about on pcs belonging to people I don't know, and my ADSL application has been delayed for an indeterminate period between 2 weeks to 3 MONTHS while they install more CMUX ports into the local phone exchange. Yes, THREE. FUCKING. MONTHS. Good to see you're on the ball, Telstra you goddamn sons of bitches I hope you rot in eternal hellfire. Install some goddamn ports already you shitweeds! It's not like you don't have enough money! What was last years profit margin? A BAZILLION dollars!? I'd like to have some broadband in my house sometime before the SUN COLLAPSES IN ON ITSELF. You know, if you're not too busy jacking up the phone charges some more, or putting me on hold for two fucking hours. I know that 'two weeks' means 'six months'. What the hell is three months gonna be? Huh? HUH!? Anyway, Depressed Muhammed is my take on those 'Crazy/Insane/Mental Illness Here" + (Usually ethnic) name of owner stores that are always offering CARAZY deals because of CARAZY mental issues! Of course it was a little hard writing depressed dialogue when I'm literally angry with rage, so that's the best you're getting. Speaking of getting, get this bizarre linkage, MEGA NIPPLE EXCITER! See you monday, cheesites. And don't forget to vote!