[17:05] <Lance> O'Reilly gives out signed copies of his books to people who send in poems, and he reads them on the air
[17:05] <Lance> I have a poem.
[17:06] <Lance> There once was a man named O'Reilly
[17:06] <Lance> I saw his book in the store and it screamed "Buy me"
[17:06] <Lance> I read it all day, I read it all night
[17:06] <Lance> Then I got into a fight...
[17:06] <Lance> with a liberal dousche
[17:06] <Lance> Send me a book.