This one goes out to my friend Ben, who is off to Adelaide for lots of sex with other men. Or so he tells me. Also to my mate John who turns 21 next week but we all celebrated last night anyway by destroying some floor panels and falling into his pool. And to all the crew at today's Wai-Con webcomics panel which I showed up late to, mostly because of the rest of the night after that pool thing. Anyway, here's some bizarre linkage to make up for the one panel comic. The Whizzinator! It may very well save your job one day.