Okay, apparently I was slightly spared from the horrors by my not listening to broadcast radio as it is tripe, but Paris Hilton has a singing career now. This is probably through the same sort of computer enhanced grace that gives Ashlee Simpsons a singing career, but nonetheless the backing is very very reminiscent to Kingston Town. Go listen to it. Kingston town, not Paris' thing, if you have the choice. Anyway, time for your bizarre linkage:
The Crab Street Journal. Finally, a REAL news source