And THAT'S why you don't talk back to the man who knows your weaknesses and bank account details. Anyway, did you know that Elf Only Inn is updating again? I mean, it was only like two years off and all. Seriously. Also you should be reading Horribleville by your pal and mine, KC GREEN! Also there's A Fairly Twisted Reality by Trebor which I said I'd link. So yeah. Stuff. The original script for this one called for the doctor to be operating on a dude while smoking through his surgical mask, then maybe using a cigar to cauterise some junk. But that wasn't malicious enough, so cigar in the eyeball it is. Speaking of junk, here's your bizarre linkage: Penis Unicorns! Fun for the whole family.