Portal comics are stupid. This comic is stupid. Seriously, I don't know what collective switch just flipped in the internet hive mind to make PORTAL THE VIDEO GAME the new Star Trek as something to fawn over, but I don't want to read another PORTAL THE VIDEO GAME WITH PORTALS IN IT comic ever again, which is why I made two. Or 1.5. Something like that. Eat it. Just stop playing that damn song. And singing along to it. Get some Bizarre linkage in your faces, comic readers.