News, for your newspost box. Crazy stuff, but it just might work. Seriously though, now that I have totally meta-criticised the hyper awareness paradigm of the criticism continuum, this comic is totally criticism-free. Forever. Them's the breaks. Sorry, mexperts, but I don't make the rules, I only enforce them. With my iron fists....in your face. Anyway, props go out to hyper-cheesite jimbobmcgee who transcribed like a billion comics which makes it easier for all of youse to SEARCH THA ARCHIVES. I've also updated the archive page with a handy dandy search box since 800+ comics are getting a little hard to sort through. Less than 300 comics have been transcribed, so there's still a chance you won't find what you're after but all the cheesites who have been putting in great efforts transcribing everything have helped make this service what it is. Anyway, bizarre linkage for y'alls: Awkward boners. Dot com. Finally, one single place where you can find all the awkward boners you want! Besides, you know, a high school swim meet.