[14:00] I wonder if I still have autojoin on. [14:04] * J-Dawg was kicked by Goonigoogoo (let's find out) [14:05] nope [18:18] hmmm, do you think i could ask my girlfriend to give me fellatio for christmas? [22:30] What if My Little Pony had superpowers? www.SuperPony.com [22:31] This site makes me happy [22:31] Sadly, it is probably made by furries [22:31] Dear god [22:31] I love this channel [22:32] Every time I come here, it gives me one more thing to add to the "Big list of reasons I'm going to kill myself" [22:18] man [22:18] now i wanna go into a store [22:18] and buy a pregnancy test [22:18] then come back in 5 mins and buy some wire coathangers [21:00] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111301/ [21:00] it had jean-claude AND kylie minogue [21:00] acting [21:00] "acting" [21:00] also it was so bad that it killed raul julia [21:01] and gave kylie cancer [21:01] "This film was dedicated to, Raul Julia who died after the film was completed." [21:01] Cause of death: Shame [18:38] heh, in assembly the other day the headmaster reminded us that there are to be no physical displays of affection [18:39] the staff probably thought this meant no kissing or hugging [18:39] but he and all they students knew he meant no fucking in the girls changing rooms [08:52] Brb [08:52] * NinjaKik (silver_dra@99ac2676.su.5eb2c41d.net.hmsk) Quit (Quit: NinjaKik) [08:53] * NinjaKik (silver_dra@99ac2676.su.5eb2c41d.net.hmsk) has joined #btc [08:53] I'm so glad that spanky comedrenched whore left [08:53] Who? [08:53] FUCK YOU JUST HAD TO COME BACK A SECOND BEFORE I PUSHED ENTER DIDN'T YOU [12:58] Heh I was at the mall today [12:59] One of the janitors (all dark gray uniform) [12:59] He had a black headband on with extra fabric in the back hanging down and a brown mullet haircut [12:59] He was mopping, he walked away, then walked back and slipped on the water and fell flat on his back [13:00] hahaha [13:00] NICE [13:00] Somebody across the room shouted "Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!" [10:44] I treat my mp3 player so bad [10:44] I'm surprised it's still intact [10:45] I lost it once' [10:45] I got it back [10:45] but all my Green Day mp3s were mysteriously deleted [20:47] then abandon all hope ye who enter [20:48] They should put that on my sisters underwear [12:58] my dingaling is so big its been upgraded to a clangalang [16:17] http://shmorky.com/faithmouse/daily452.jpg [16:18] haha AAAAAAAAAAAAH CHARLES MANSON [16:18] oh wait its jesus [19:21] you know what sucks? [19:21] being so close to freedom and yet so far [19:21] and packing. God I hate packing [19:21] he tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it didn't really matter [19:21] ;_; [19:22] http://www.biggercheese.com/;_; [19:22] hehehe [19:22] no, no, not emo [19:22] god no [19:22] not the ... what, saddies? [19:22] what would you call those? [19:22] they're sure as shit not smilies [19:23] -smileys [19:23] emo-ticons [19:23] I got bad news for you all: I am dying [19:23] whats the bad news [16:06] also, the need for morecowbell was rescinded at this fucking fun run i was working at today [16:07] fitness first were givijg out fucking branded cowbells for the kids to jangle. ALL DAY [16:07] haha [16:07] haha [16:07] need... less... cowbell [22:09] * Tya wanders off to spit [22:10] tya's such a lady [22:10] she wanders off to spit, instead of spitting on you jerks [22:10] heh [22:10] see animals, now that's class [22:12] I am A lady, I would never spit in front of someone. [22:12] makes blowjobs a little akward since I'm not a swallower [11:53] nikis bf asked paz's brother what he thought of the Leeds bombers [11:53] and he goes "i dont follow soccer" [10:41] iiChan has a /tears board [10:42] for those who want pictures of anime people crying [10:42] I like what it says at the top [10:42] TEARS IMAGEBOARD [10:42] Where everytime is crying time. T_T [10:43] a bunch of Megatokyo fans, eh? [22:44] A Mars Bar contains 278 kilocalories of energy. Thus, to burn off one Mars Bar would take just under 78 wanks. That's over a month's worth of fwappage. [22:45] If you're trapped in a well, you should bring a mars bar so you know you wont run out of energy for wanking [18:11] I had a squad with some Southern dude today. [18:11] He even said "Dangnabit!" when he died once. [18:11] niiiice [18:11] awwww [18:11] thats so cute [18:13] That was after he had accidentally blown up four teammates and himself with C4. [22:20] I nursed you back to health when you were hit by that rouge boomerang [22:20] rogue [22:21] No [22:21] rouge [22:21] It as a rouge boomerang [22:21] thats a type of makeup [22:21] Covered in the blood of others [22:21] IT WAS ROUGE [22:22] where was he attacked, Mardi Gras? [12:20] Better suggestion: if you get caught protesting against abortion, you should pay a random teen mother half of the money it costs to raise a kid to at least 16 years. [22:03] man [22:03] my new roommate has OCD [22:03] its GREAT [22:03] everything is ridiculously clean [20:05] one time I joined a channel and two women had an orgasm [20:05] and four men. [20:06] flattering, but worrying [15:44] I am totally having an impulse to go to the feminine hygiene section in Walmart or something and just start screaming out "OH SHIT MY GASH IS BLEEDING EVERYWHERE." [19:13] there is no holy spirit. God has midichloreans. windows 98 is like that drunk uncle that thinks he knows everything and always tries to convince you he was a CIA operative, and when you argue, he gets violent and then passes out. [12:17] one of my mates was walking down the street past a consruction site and heard whistling [12:17] so he wheeled aorund, looking for the hot chick [12:17] and there was noone there [12:17] he has long curly blonde hair btw [14:01] once i mistakenly had phone sex with him [18:08] I told one of my roomate's nephew today "If a stranger ever gives you candy, follow him because he probably has more." [20:16] 50 cent pisses me off [20:16] What the fuck [20:16] I mean, just look at what he called himself. [20:16] Bulletproof [20:16] omg [20:16] Remember the million dollar man? [20:16] Remember how cool he was? [20:16] It's proportional. [07:21] Ugh, I'm downloading a 4.22GB torrent just to see the boobs of someone I know. [11:29] http://img87.echo.cx/img87/9331/stairs8xu.jpg [11:29] A HA HA HA HA [11:29] haha [11:29] That guy is living my dream [11:29] take that professor x! [11:29] poor cripple [11:29] You can defeat aliens from space, but stairs have defeated you! [21:45] there's some brand of tequila ... where the bottle comes wearing a little red plastic sombrero [21:45] Yeah that's bog-standard tequila in these parts. [21:45] it's a good size to balance on a penis [21:45] At least, as standard as tequila gets. [21:45] It's what Smirnoff is to vodkas. [21:45] i don't care how good it is or isn't ... i just care about the hat and the wearing of it [21:05] A few days back I downloaded a porn. It turned out to be the full version of some clips I downloaded years ago. I never thought porn would make me nostalgic [13:56] I only need to know three phrases when I go to germany. I would like a beer, I would like a prostitute, and please stop hitting me officer I'm a tourist My friend once had a shitty interview. She fucked it up so many ways, it wasn't funny. By the end, the person interviewing her was very bored and monotoned. He asked her if she had any special talents, so she put her whole fist in her mouth. Three days later, she started as his secretary. [20:37] Last night was pure fucking hell [20:39] elaborate [20:44] Horrible diareha [20:44] Had to get up every 1/2 hour [20:44] got little sleep [20:45] ok, dont elaborate again. ever [20:41] so my sister of seventeen years and christian belief just installed ICQ for the first time and begged me to chat her something [20:41] i did [20:41] lemonparty [08:24] is it just me or have kinder egg toys gotten a lot less complicated? [08:24] they have [08:25] they spend all the effort on advertising [08:25] i mean, i open my kinder egg today awaiting some awesome toy that would take me all of the hour to put together [08:25] and i get a guy and a horse [08:25] did you make them sex? [08:26] the instructions did have a very nice picture detailing how to put the guy on the horse [08:26] well yes, but thats a given i was just scratchin my nuts and my friend's phone went off for one beautiful second, i thought i had magic testicles [Star Wars: Episode III] [21:15] everyone clapped at the start, someone shouted out "george lucas can't hear you" [12:22] NEW VENUS VIBRANCE: for you busy women who have to shave their noonies and masturbate at the same time [13:00] I should so make hot style ketchup with wasabi [13:00] called Watsup [11:07] <^BahamutDuo^> my gf's friends have dubbed me the "worlds greatest girlfriend" [11:08] <^BahamutDuo^> boyfriend [11:08] <^BahamutDuo^> i meant boyfriend [10:54] women already have the monopoly on vaginas [10:54] lesbianism is just greediness! [10:54] heh [10:54] Beerman they dont control corpses, MUHAHA [16:24] My sister's chinchilla died. She's 12 years old, anyone got a way to cheer her up? I tried making a puppet out of the corpse but then the head fell off and that sent her into a catatonic shock. [19:38] goon u get the new spamusement [19:38] dont you? [19:38] yeah, it's carmen sandiego [19:38] good. [19:39] Who's carmen sandiego? [19:39] no [19:39] WHERE is Carmen Sandiego [19:39] dumbass. [19:39] :-( [23:05] celox spends hours playing tomb raider and running lara into walls [23:05] he doesn't even get past the first level [23:05] or the first wall [23:06] heh nice [23:06] dont judge me, im weak [23:06] there's a video for this too, oof [23:06] coo' [23:06] ... its the training level actually [23:07] seriously, when i was a kid my sister played it all the time [23:07] all i did was play the training level [23:08] and make her do handstands [10:18] * Kikadper (silver_dra@99ac2676.su.5eb2c41d.net.hmsk) Quit (Quit: |-|0|_y C|24P/\/\45+3|2, |34+/\/\4/\/! /\/\Y |<1/\/| MY EYES! [10:18] can't... kick... ALL READY LEFT [10:18] * Lance stammers in frustration [23:05] well there's this startling correllation between emotional/mental immaturity and sexual expertise [23:05] ... [23:06] not going anywhere near that one [23:06] AND YOU NEVER WILL Keir:Bot says: young padagaylord Goonigoogoo says: and keir, the jedi master...bator Goonigoogoo says: handjobs for 2 bucks a pop Goonigoogoo says: that's what your shirt says Keir:Bot says: lol Keir:Bot says: "pop" Keir:Bot says: once you pop, you just cant stop giving hand jobs [18:56] My gf just phoned me because the key I wrote on her XP CD doesn't work. [18:56] So I got her to read it out. [18:56] I've reinstalled XP so many times that I know the key off by heart and knew which letter was wrong :-( [16:31] ive been in my pjs all day long [16:31] yay for lazy sundays with dvda [16:31] dvds [22:21] what's he-man's superpower anyway? [22:21] kicking your bitch ass. [14:05] my dad was standing next to a ringing phone explaining to me how some cat foods look like they'd taste really really good [20:59] you know I found out my girlfriend was pregnant [20:59] she missed 3 periods in a row [21:00] so I punched her in the stomach [21:00] few hours later, there's her period [11:12] Tasteless T-shirt of the week: [11:12] Front-- Michael Jackson did not have sex with those kids. [11:12] Back-- He made love to them. [12:40] as a purveyor of illicit drugs, it is my duty to tell you that pot is awesome [14:15] how old are you fen? [14:15] 75 [14:15] 29 next month [14:16] you are not that old [14:16] 29 in dog years [14:16] ouch man [14:16] you should be dead then [14:17] I am dead [14:17] ...inside [14:17] * Fenris_Wolf updates his livejournal [14:17] WOE [14:17] aw are you huge on the being emo? [14:18] I'm too old to be emo [14:18] that's nonsense [14:20] they probably just used a different word for it back then [14:48] "faggot" [14:48] Pretty much [16:16] I'd totally get all gay on some guy for 100 bucks. [11:44] oh man john's flipping out [11:44] oh man [11:44] he's drunk as hell [11:44] and yelling about me using his laptop to help the mIRC corporation [11:44] he's so drunk [11:44] you could remove all the keys and spraypaint it camo, and do the keys as well with indecipherable symbols [11:45] he wouldn't be pleased [11:45] man [11:45] he's yelling alot [11:45] so loud [11:45] shove his laptop where the sun dont shine [11:45] under his bed [10:16] the other day, my sister told me she doesn't believe dinosaurs existed. [10:16] she's 15. [10:16] DINOSAURS. [21:25] germany's ultimate secret weapon: SAND WORMS [07:04] I'm gonna put on an appointment to see my doctor and say that I lost my eyesight [07:04] then go in wearing a balaclava backwards [10:48] How am I a horrible person? [10:48] What the fuck did I do to you, bitch? [23:35] Sup KBC? [23:35] Not much, my computer is still down...Haven't bothered going out and getting a new power supply yet. [23:35] so how are you here? [23:35] where you at then? [23:35] MIND internet? [23:35] indeed! [23:36] dude, I'd totally get MIND internet [23:36] He's using a payphone and shouting in binary [20:53] Die Hard 5: Die Hardester [15:39] feminine product commercials with exuberant music with lyrics about said products kinda weird me out [15:40] and i'm female, i can't imagine what men must think [15:40] "Damn. HOT." [15:40] Our brains kind of glaze over during those things [15:40] we assume it's about horse riding [15:41] you buy those pads so you can ride horses better [15:42] Next time I see one those commercials, I'm going to take out a pad of paper and a pen start pretend to take notes with extreme interest and see how people react. [14:17] * Fenris_Wolf updates his livejournal [14:17] WOE [14:17] aw are you huge on the being emo? [14:18] I'm too old to be emo [14:18] that's nonsense [14:20] they probably just used a different word for it back then [14:48] "faggot" [14:48] Pretty much [18:47] You know you want a plate from this man buffet. [16:18] asscleavage is only my friend when its pretty laddy ass. [16:18] ... [16:18] lady [16:18] pretty lady ass [16:18] I HATE YOU ALL [16:29] I need a picture of a hooker for reference. Beer, any pictures of your sister handy? [10:37] I'm stuck here with nothing but my intelligence, good looks and modesty [07:24] our English teacher was reading a poem a kid wrote, and it was a love poem [07:24] and it talked about how beautiful this person was [07:24] and at the end, it had our teacher's name on it. [07:24] our teacher didn't read the whole thing to find out that it was to him [07:24] ... [07:24] from a guy [16:08] * Barman (eatenmonke@c3e69457.paradise.6ca6d828.nz.hmsk) has joined #btc [16:08] * ra`naali gets poked in the butt. [16:08] ooo [16:08] i came just in time [10:18] beer sick dude, dick [10:18] ooos [10:18] freudian slip [10:18] *meant to say "sick dude, sick" [10:19] noooooo dont draw attention to it [10:19] before you know it goon will have nabbed it and i'll be on the irc quote [20:21] * Topic is ' that's really goon? i figured he was an ugly fat college comp. sci major type.' [20:20] I resent that topic [20:21] comp sci is full of beautiful people [20:21] lol [20:21] too bad you aint one [16:58] feel inadequate [16:58] Naa [16:58] I like my boobs [16:58] heh [16:58] So does Pathogen. [16:58] d= damn! [16:59] I don't want huge ones [16:59] dd= double damn! [16:59] They'd just get in the way [16:59] DD=Double...DAMN YOU HALT [16:59] Mine are nice and in the middle [16:59] and small [16:59] don't even talk to me unless they can crush a human sternum. [16:59] Lance likes the big 'uns. [16:59] I think that's why I'm not attracted to asian women. [16:59] he just likes crushed sternums [17:00] really, a hammer can put me over. [18:44] this poor dog [18:44] maybe i'll let it sleep on my bed tonight [18:44] what a pain in the ass [18:44] that's a side of your personal life I never wanted to hear about, helix [10:21] * Nikki blows up [10:22] oh no [10:22] GIRLSPLOSION [10:22] * AllTheAwesome is now known as up [20:33] Sometimes I wish I could wear a skirt. But i know I don't have the legs for it. [16:19] Recursion; n. see 'Recursion' [11:10] i'm collecting fat like ash collects pokemon [11:10] its great [11:10] in your balls? [13:57] you know, because the world is a stressful place [13:57] excellent. [13:57] and I come into mirc to forgetabout my troubles [13:57] and have jase tuck me in at night [13:57] You put on your ducky pajamas, and brush your teeth. [13:57] I'll get the nyquil. [13:57] and maybe give me a little rub n' tug [13:51] I read an interview with him somewhere where a cable channel wanted him to make a TV version of his web cartoon "Weekend Pussy Hunt" (which was about cats) [13:51] And they told him they wanted him to change the name... [13:51] And he fought it but finally said okay [13:51] And then they found out he had renamed it "Weekend Cunt Hunt," so they pulled the plug on it [11:28] me sexual partner ... she's only about 4 foot [11:28] tight as hell, but good [11:28] houseplants don't count as sexual partners [11:35] There's this brand-new pill that makes you lose weight. They know it does this because when they fed it to people whilst holding them to a strictly regimented diet, people lost weight! [02:27:15] beerman go find out who how the federal reserve operates first bigguy, find out who's controlling most of the worlds money supply, do you really how fucking clueless you are but not knowing that ? [02:27:29] is it the jews? [02:27:35] because, you know [02:27:40] those jews are pretty sneaky [16:26] When all is said and done, I just love wearing dresses [19:59] all i did in elementary is shout the word dick in first grade and pussy in fifth [22:39] Pffsh, I've had a bad experience with massages. mike stood on my back and made me do pressups. then I stepped on his back and now he's in a wheelchair [20:15] Dec 8 1941 [20:15] The day after Pearl Harbor, the 4th Interceptor Command reports two formations of enemy planes approaching Los Angeles, spotted in the San Francisco area. Fortunately, the seagulls do not bomb the city. [20:15] Because we blasted them out of the sky. [07:21] It's 6:19, do you know where your children are? Because this guy here gives incredible blow jobs. [22:52] I had a friend in high school who thought 'birth control' meant having a baby so she couldn't have any more for 9 months [22:53] wow [22:53] yeah, she didn't graduate. [09:27] 6000 bc [09:28] numbskull [09:28] 600 + 2000 = 8000 [21:50] Im reading this computer catalogue and I have a hardon [22:32] my friend dave bagh got a white cat and tried to get it registered as "MoneyShot" [18:29] everyone's gotta know at least one kid like that [18:30] the one I know is named Simon [18:30] once it was raining and he was standing outside my (open) bedroom window at 3am with a machete [18:30] because he thought it would scare me [18:30] ahhahha [18:31] and it would be funny [14:34] <^BahamutDuo^> a guy came into a class of mine once for a presentation and says "And ladies, if a guy says he doesnt use condoms cause they are too small, look at this." he then proceeds to stretch a condom over his arm, up to his elbow. "If the guy finds THIS too small, you've got bigger problems than him not being able to fit into a condom!" [12:35] actually, in one of the extra scenes, they hit jesus with a flaming chair [12:35] and some guy gives him a piledriver [18:51] Derek my friends made a shirt that says "i survived the day of terror" [18:51] Is that for when Gigli came out? [13:29] Kyle's wondering if Mystique ever shape-shifted into a dude and masturbated just to see what it felt like. [11:43] my friend tried to go to a LAN party at a church once and his processor caught fire [15:09] see, i just need a girl that doesn't mind a lil pee on the floor and getting slapped in the face once in a while [15:09] so i guess what i'm trying to say is i need to meet some italian girls [17:30] DRACULA, THE MOVIE. FEATURING FRANKENSTEIN AS....DRACULA [09:38] "Did Botox injections lead to botulism poisoning?" [09:38] gee, I don't know. [09:38] Zach: lol [09:38] did injecting botulism into your face somehow infect you with botulism? [00:09] If you're God's gift to women, I'm an athiest. [21:27] My parents have thier anniversary on 9/11 [21:27] nice [21:28] buy them a model plane [08:36] Fun fact: 40% of people in america are retards [08:36] and the other 50%, BBGB? [18:59] one night i had a convo for like an hour with this guy [18:59] about his dongle and my pci slot [18:59] an hour [18:59] and how i wanted him to plug it in and fill me with his hot streaming data [23:30] that ECO class I was taking, sure sounds like Economics, finally pay attention, turns out to be an Ecology class... [23:25] my brother is a USMarine, and he came home from boot camp, and tried to show us how he can do pushups with only his thumbs, and dislocated both of them [20:28] So? My sister gave ME a blowjob, and we're not jewish. [22:01] my tongue is the strongest muscle in your body [09:49] is she ok now? [09:49] She's dead, so I guess so [09:49] oh my [09:49] Well, she better be. I helped bury her. [22:16] You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck. [22:18] mabe i should put that on my shirt [22:19] but in pink. [22:19] with hearts and stars [14:07] So I lubed it up a bit and it worked okay for awhile, but then it started again so I had to keep lubing it up...ten it just started working right. I'm not sure why. [12:31] Ariq is a man out for cyber sex in every nook and cranny of the internet world [12:31] i would settle for a lubed up gunshot wound right now. [09:28] (I artistically painted Vagina on the floor of my sisters room in Japanese, and told my mom it say's Earth.) [21:15] once in college [21:15] outside a gay bar [21:16] some guys drove buy [21:16] and one guy stopped the car and was like "wow you're a convincing drag queen!" [21:16] and i was like [21:16] "but i'm a girl!" [21:16] and then the other guy was like [21:16] "sounds just like a girl too!" [20:12] One of my classmates just walked up to me and put his hands on my boobs once. [20:12] It was awkward. To say the least. [20:12] And then he wrote in my yearbook "Your boobs felt nice" [09:55] The rabbi of said temple wanted to hear the south park song "I'm a lonely jew at christmas" [09:55] so a co worker and I loaded up Kazaa and tracked down a copy, complete with thevideo [09:56] so me, the rabbi, and my rather religious co-worker are sitting in the temple front office, and we start it up [09:56] and it's lesbian porn [09:50] in the 2000 election, my dad threw a fit and didn't eat for three days after they decided bush won. [09:50] because not eating helps. [09:50] Then he came up to me and he's all "Who'd you vote for?" [09:50] "Bugs Bunny" [09:50] then he hit me. [18:53] man, goon, when you die, i'm gonna come to your funeral and make everyone call it your 'gooneral' [09:25] I've categorized all fetishes into two things [09:25] 1.) Face fucking. 2.) Not face fucking. [09:27] but 394 with the shirts, I'm getting a buddy to make me a shirt that says "Gay" on it in Japanese, with "Don't tell me what the shirt says" in Japanese as well on it, and then giving it to my homopobic brother for his b-day saying it says "strong" on it. [14:33] I wouldn't download the Alienware addon for the sims. [14:34] Simply because if I don't have one? [14:34] They shouldn't. [14:34] The tiny virtual people on my computer shouldn't have tiny virtual computers that are better than the computer they themselves are run on. [12:18] I want a really thin but healthy girlfriend, the kind where you get to wonder if you're risking breaking her pelvis during sex [12:18] the sad part is I need to hear the crack to put me over [14:53] do you guys figure the guy who came up with the quirty style of keyboard was just evil [14:53] cause i mean, who would put the backspace key so close to the enter key [14:54] qwerty even [14:54] ... how could you misspell qwerty? [23:40] Ok [23:40] http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/KrimsonAer/Meonthebus.jpg [23:40] Dont kill me [23:40] or rip all my self-esteem into tiny peices to be devoured by dogs [23:40] dont do that either [23:41] you are twelve. [23:41] How do I ask your age without undermining you? [23:41] And yes i know i have a stoopid smirk [23:41] LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [23:41] *cough* [23:41] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL [23:41] And yes i know i look young [23:41] And yes etc etc etc [23:41] TWELVE. [23:41] yep [23:42] NINE [23:42] i do look tweleve [23:42] possibly even nine [23:42] NEIN [23:42] i'd do you [23:42] if i were ariq [21:46] Ah, Vanilla Coke. But instead of actual Vanilla Coke, it's normal Coke and vanilla vodka. At 9:45am. [17:05] O'Reilly gives out signed copies of his books to people who send in poems, and he reads them on the air [17:05] I have a poem. [17:06] There once was a man named O'Reilly [17:06] I saw his book in the store and it screamed "Buy me" [17:06] I read it all day, I read it all night [17:06] Then I got into a fight... [17:06] with a liberal dousche [17:06] Send me a book. [23:44] (Mootar) morons. [23:44] (Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless [23:44] (Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network [23:44] (Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways [23:44] (Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer [12:57] Heh. Some kid wanted me to translate his website for him so he could have multi-lingual functions. I had the idiot convinced that tags work with new browsers. [16:47] no means no unless i'm playing a bondage game [11:35] [23:36] What the hell is a pikelet? <-- owned. [11:35] its one of DC's made-up words. [11:35] like "clitoris" [21:29] i like kids but i couldn't eat a whole one. [20:16] My grandmother once forced me to watch a home movie about bridges. She never did again, because I KILLED HER [21:42] has anyone had yogurt with lactobacillus acidophilus? [21:42] fucken im sure i put in an extra l [21:42] sgood [21:43] I had yoghurt to go this morningt [21:43] usually its listed as L acidophilus [21:43] its a natural probiotic [21:44] it's the normally occurring bacteria that creates the acid environment in the vagina [21:44] brb, bleeding from my eyes [15:07] my best friend's girlfriend slapped me for calling her "useless" [15:07] and for peeing in her bedroom [15:07] probably mostly for peeing in her room [20:01] if i were president, i would go into the U.N. building and say that Italy was now an american state. If anyone had a problem with it, i would shoot them. [17:54] and my mother bought my sister a shirt that says "you must be this tall to ride this ride" because she thought it was cute and about a carnival or something [13:42] bah. people find out i have a webcam, they instantly assume i have naked pics [13:43] you do.. [13:43] just one [18:48] I once had a pen pal in Egypt [18:48] She wrote me one letter and then never wrote back again [18:48] I hope she died [14:42] Technogen i promised them to my bf ... he made me a shirt that says ... "soph land..... come for the jugs stay .." and on the back "stay for the food (food is corssed out and jugs is scribbled on underneath)" [11:43] trying to find anything good on warez sites is a needle in a haystack. if the needle was the size of an atom and the haystack was a mount everest sized pile of porn, infectious material and shit [18:33] hey DC, a/s/l [18:34] 11/m/catholic boarding school. do you kiss like my daddy? [12:40] its not like a he put a squirrel up an elephants ass which started a riot where nine pregnant women were killed by a runaway clown car [11:53] skwerrel: Imagine if the Girls Gone Wild ads were acting like charities [11:53] "For pennies on the day, you can help these young, wild girls get through college, while they go COMPLETELY INSANE!" [11:53] dude, i'd totally send them money [20:29] and goon, if you use any of that as log humour, so help me...! [20:29] I'll ADDITIONAL EMPTY THREAT [18:18] my parents bought me a t-shirt that they thought was plainblack, but turned out to be a wenches shirt with glow in the dark "slut" emblazend on the chest [18:45] argh damnit [18:45] my hand is killing me [18:45] It's not even my drawing hand, but it's too distracting [18:45] ... [18:46] I'll ellipse YOU [18:46] his fappin' hand [18:46] ellipsis [18:46] an ellipse is a ) [18:46] * Goonigoogoo punches beer [18:47] and if you say "thats a right parentheses", I'll kick Jase [18:47] thats a right parentheses [18:47] * Jase was kicked by Beerman (Beerman) [18:15] I know a girl that punches anyone who talks to her boobs instead of her face. Only problem is, she;s about 6 ft, and has a DD chest [10:49] I hate makeup on girls [10:49] on guys though..MMMM [09:38] how many people here would engage in necrophilia, if given the opportunity? [09:38] i'd fuck a corpse [09:38] what gender? [09:38] if she was hot [09:38] I love this channel COKE SEMEN! it'd be like coke on tap! i'd give even more head that way [12:17] Snap I need mistletoe and a glue gun. I'll glue the mistletoe to my belt and when women are like "Why do you have mistletoe on your belt" I'll be all like "The tradition is to kiss under the mistletoe, so start kissin', slut" [22:26] the internet guy is out side trying to shut off the internet to my neighbor's apt [22:26] and they'res a hornets nest in the box [22:26] they're stinging him like mad [22:26] i should stop putting flowers and nectar in that box [11:26] This one is nowhere as near as intelgent [15:12] try someone snoring loudly right beside you every night [15:13] ...that's how my boyfriend feels [13:48] * skwerrel gets his strap [13:49] by strap you mean boner right? [13:49] baby, you read me like a book [13:49] * skwerrel winks [13:49] i hate to ask what kind of book [13:49] * Teegus hopes its not a pop up book [18:14] wow, fenris really knows how to give a guy a really nasty anal probing [12:13] the guy from the football team who was railing the captain of the girl's volleyball team [12:13] I'm pretty certain he's happy with theamount of sex he had in highschool [12:13] and that's why I'm going to slit his throat [17:48] <[InEv]Danimal> wolverine's body count was staggering [17:48] <[InEv]Danimal> and sexy [11:33] haha, that was joke gum, now you got a girl pregnant! [23:12] Heh, in my IT lesson, our dumbass teacher was showing us how to make leaflets for a sports centre and he googled "Watersports" on the big projector with safe search off [19:23] Apocalypse and Mr Sinister have the most powerful abilities of any mutant. [19:24] "Undefined powers" [11:33] I once said 'Hindsight is 50-50' and I've still never lived it down. [23:31] yeah, when "freedom of speech" is invoked on the internet, it's usually being used to allow "freedom to be a fucking jackass" [14:54] Guy: "Are you free tonight?" Chick: "No, but I'm half price on Tuesdays" [12:38] I should make a theme park. [12:38] I'd call it Creationism NOW! [12:38] And just have the whole place a long escalator that goes through a line of people who point and laugh at you. [16:46] When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. [21:31] Whoever did the SC Ghost demo for Fileplanet needs to be smacked in the face [21:31] Or at least the bitch in the background talking the whole time [21:32] werd [21:33] "OKAY LIKE I WANT EVERYONE TO SHOUT NINTENDO ON THE COUNT OF THREE, KAY?! ALRIGHTY THEN..." [21:33] I wonder if she realized that any of those people wouldslit her fucking throat for the chance to take a copy of Halo2 home with them that night. [21:35] heh [21:35] Fenris they were geeks and she was mostlikely a booth babe, odds are they would slit her fucking throat to fuck her too. [21:35] gamers are a rare and wonderful breed [13:55] "After being charged £20 for a £10 overdraft, 30 year old Michael Howard of Leeds changed his name by deed poll to Yorkshire Bank PLC Are Fascist Bastards. The bank has now asked him to close his account, and Mr. Bastards has asked them to repay the 69p balance, by cheque, made out in his new name. (The Guardian)" [20:56] ...Sexual encounters... I make it sound like something you'd encounter in D&D. [20:56] "You fail the dexterity check and have a sexual encounter." [20:56] "Now roll for treasure." bbiab oh, and don't handle jalapeno peppers then touch your asshole. it hurts. Batman's only weakness is not enough time in the day to kick people's asses [14:48] If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside. -- Robert Cringely [14:30] I'll just have to try to not stare at her jugs all the time. [14:30] its quote easy earthtoad [14:30] just pretend her eyes are tiny breasts STORY TIME STORY TIME it goes like this we all ready got all the main points about what make it up. a guy i know wanted to have some sex with his girlfriend in the spa so they tried a couple of times but discovered that the water made it very hard so they purchased some lube go go go tell tell tell water washes away natural lube something chronic and then discovered that this being water based lube it dissolved in the water, rendering the whole thing moot wooooooo lube so, in the end, did they both die? so they waited for a while and then found some oil based lube and oil floats and the packet was marked in huge letters ANAL LUBE HAHA! so, in the end, did they both die? so they had a spa full of OILY SEMEN so they thought this would be great so they bought it and left it out in the girlfriends room where her dad saw it [14:41] I don't know what I was expecting when I went to the cams. [14:41] But I came back from them a man. [14:02] my dad deleted a bunch of .bat files once, he thought it was a bunch of "batman" stuff, then blamed me when his computer wouldn't work. [12:14] Jesus comes back to earth [12:14] as a robot [12:14] with BADITTUDE [12:14] With Goodwill towards KICKING ASS [12:15] Jesus turns water into a highly explosive liquid, and tosses it at his enemys. [12:15] enemies being muslims. [12:16] And Jews. And Romans. 'Crucify me now, bitches!' [14:49] talk about a freudian sex [14:49] er, slip [22:15] I had a dream I was angrily throwing dead bodies off a boat [22:15] but no matter how many I threw off, there was always more [22:15] and the trees were screaming at me [10:59] if I had a ten gallon hat, I would throw it in the air and shout "yee-haw!" [11:00] unfortunately I have only a small cat [11:00] * Beerman throws it into the air [11:00] YEE-HAW! [13:15] Fuck you, fine, I'll go back to listeningto linkin park and cutting myself. I am going to create a Nicotine Golem. I will call him son and he will call me father and we will bond. At night, I will lick him. [13:11] I could go for a coke, some chocolate.....and a gay marrige [13:04] * Beerman is now known as Beer\sleepysorene [13:04] but catchy! [13:05] is Beer\sleepysoreness too much to ask for? is it really? [13:05] sfw = so fucking what [13:05] hahah sorene [13:05] sounds like a bad trailer name [13:05] * Beer\sleepysorene is now known as Beer\damnnicklimi [13:37] you and i, together, impregnated a balloon [16:23] Fucking 4channers need to post less shit and more actual porn [16:23] Give me a boner, you assholes [11:58] my g/f asked me the other day: "what color are my eyes?" [11:58] I replied "36D" [12:34] give me a famous person to put in an ad. And a product to put in the same ad. [12:34] sean connery [12:34] tampons [12:34] now thats an interesting combo [12:34] "This time, October won't be so red." [18:02] I'll ruin you, like your dad ruined sex for your mom. [11:00] pot DOES give you a whole new appreciation for donuts, though [11:00] "oh.... man..... this donut..... oh man...." [11:01] unfortunately it degrades your vocabulary to the point where you are unable to communicate your new understanding [11:01] and shorts out your short term memory too [11:01] which is cool, because each new donut is a voyage of discovery It seems unfair that freaks can get off to basically everything on tv. (bom chicka wow wow chicka wow wow) Ow. Bad image. No, go see "Flash Gordon" for some serious bondage!"Bring in the BORE WORMS!" Tell me you're lying. Or "tron".. "Bring in the LOGIC PROBE!" stupid american idol i'll bet some people love it when kahn put's those worms down checkov's ear in st2 Kaaaaaaahnnn! brain eating worms are my top turn on. [19:01] whats a four letter word for "snatch" [19:02] grab [19:02] ...oh [19:02] got an eraser? [13:52] i once met a theatre chick who freaked outeverytime i said macbeth [13:52] it became the only thing i ever said to her [14:29] oh, your mouth says no but your butt says yes [11:23] I LIKE MY WOMEN HOW I LIKE MY COFFEE [11:23] ANALLY [19:42] dogs are running low these days so beware of any chinese restaurants located near abortion clinics [13:40] I think I'm going to give into my television's sexual desires and turn it's channels until it covers my face in good programming [12:04] Now is the winter of our Discount Tent [19:11] but don't get me wrong. [19:11] I have played Golden Eye. [19:11] that's totally like watching the movie [19:12] except for golden eye. It's nothing like it [19:12] you'd be standing there like, "I'm a stupid terrorist, or whatever." [19:13] when ZAP! a moonraker to the face. [19:13] "mission objectives? I only need one: kill everyone." [19:14] that's why I was secretly classified as Best Spy Ever. [19:14] off the records, of course. [19:15] I was so good, they gave me a liscence to kill in REAL LIFE. [19:19] then my mom accidently washed it, and it got ruined. [18:54] ow. [18:54] never do your cuticles with a knife. [18:54] I don't even know where they are [18:54] isn't that girl talk? [18:54] kinda [18:54] yup. [18:54] I bite them off. [18:54] because I have a penis. [09:16] I dream of a day when instead of having to take a shower I can hit the F5 button and just refresh myself [19:42] I honked and honked at that old lady, but then I had to run over her. Slow old lady. man I wish I could set the "remind me in.." thing in the xp update to "when the sun explodes" or something [19:27] if I met a guy who knew everything, [19:28] my first question to him wouldn't be "how many pivots on a golfball?" [19:28] he could just make a number up! I don't know the answer! [12:03] !stat maturity [12:03] Sorry, I don't have any stats about maturity in #btc. [11:55] BAMBI went to the clearing with his mother [11:55] but didn't know [11:55] what was about to happen [11:56] *cutscene to HUNTERS HIDING IN THE BUSHES* [11:56] *cut to GUN BARREL SHOOTING* [11:56] *cut to BAMBIS DEAD MOTHER* [11:56] NOOOOOOOOOOOO [11:56] One deer, out for revenge [11:56] This summer [11:56] rated pg-13. [11:57] BAMBI II: THE RECKONING [17:19] man if i die, i want someone to bang my wife on my grave [12:38] what Dest doesn't know is that we'vesecretly replaced his regular coffee powder with herpes. Let's see what happens [19:03] I should try some time [19:03] When I'm rich [19:04] Buy like an ounce [19:04] And get a really expensive bong [19:04] And go nuts [19:04] Smoke it in like [19:04] 20 minutes [19:04] and maybe [19:04] complete a [19:04] sentence [10:50] man, my ass is sore. [14:55] Christos, you're a virgin [14:55] Dhut up. [14:55] The 'D' is for 'Dickless'. [15:44] "Now, if you'll open your mathbook to page..SNAKE! ITS ON MY FACE!" [15:15] "I'm downing some gay porn" [15:15] "..." [15:15] damn I'm hungry [12:27] I'm a virgin and I have sex with road signs [18:23] its like theres a party in my pants, and nobody came but me [12:47] last night was funny, cos iva bought me acid and I was hitting on her, then we went to jordans t sort out who was going in what cars, and I was hitting on jasna, then we got to the beach and I was hitting on the sand [12:47] because it was so silky smooth and sexy [12:47] ooohhhh yeeeaaahhhh [13:36] It should have been an infinitive! Adjectives with transitive verbs! My face is red. [13:36] And covered in semen. Fancy that. [14:19] hey Beerman, I said "I can eat you under the table" as well [14:19] its a common thing to say [14:19] unfortunatley it was to a group of guys [10:35] omg i heard the source code for linux got leaked [15:32] http://www.radiofree.com/profiles/angelina_jolie/aj011065.jpg [15:32] that's so not a brother kiss [15:32] christ [15:32] that is SO not a brother kiss [15:32] I told you! [15:32] Seriously. [15:33] That's a lover's kiss. [15:33] I swear she's about to put her tongue in [15:33] * Beerman shudders [15:33] Gooni - I think she's about to pull it out. [15:34] "But it is how they kiss in Europe!" "Ah, non, I assure you, we do not kiss our sisters as such in France. I mean, Jesus, she is my sister! And she's French!" [09:56] I give up on this women thing. Tony, bring on the cock. [19:00] easter is a very special time [19:00] when ZOMBIE JESUS RISES FROM THE GRAVE [13:28] I am so considering going with that waiter who tried flirting with me the other day I am so tired of women. [13:28] I wouldn't go that far [13:28] I prefer naked women over naked men [13:28] i'm sorry.. :( [13:28] Yeah same Goon. [13:28] i can do nothing to fix my psychotic self [13:28] But it would be so nice to be held in those manly arms and cuddled to slee- [13:28] SPORTS [13:20] oof, you sound like the perfect woman [13:20] what... alive? [13:20] human? i've never drowned babies with down syndrome Then you've never lived! [16:58] That naked drawing of a chick has too much exposed skin! Let's cover it with protruding cocks. Thanks, Japan! [11:07] oh man, my friend has the swiss army knife, with a spoon and fork!....but then i ask him...how are u supposed to cut your steak if your fork and knife are one in the same...he then stabbed me with his spoon :( [12:39] You know, if people married their sisters less,country music would just go away. [14:29] putting the "o my" into sodomy [12:15] Harry Potter's hot. [12:16] And every book he gets closer to legal age. Oooooh yeahhhh. [12:16] ... [12:16] Someone else say something. [09:41] Madonna's next video is just gonna beher wearing a strapon made from a thong and a microphone. [12:40] Dear Livejournal, I hate all everything,but I can't kill myself. These safety scissors don't do the trick. :(:(:(:( [14:35] HEY that Cruse ship is still for sale [14:35] 1.8 million [14:35] cruise ship no has guns [14:35] fuckers a 25,000 toner [14:35] WE can make some' [14:35] I don't think we can take over other ships with luxury [15:21] I saw a fucking smiley on a resume today. [15:21] holy christ. [15:21] Not enough people are being shot these days. [15:21] that's just... no. [15:21] eww [15:21] * panda adds some cholorine to the gene pool.* [15:21] did you punch them [15:21] ? [15:22] Goon [15:22] No, I just saw the resume. [15:22] The "u" thing is not understandable [15:22] I want them to ask if they got the job. [15:22] So I can send a letter reading "LOL U DID NOT :)" [12:58] Superman can move the earth out of the way of an asteroid, and batman works out alot. [11:25] techno, i have to beat boys of with sticks anyway - so that is not a good idea [11:25] dave beats off boys all the time [20:52] During the first day of shooting in Wilmington, North Carolina, a carpenter suffered severe burns after his crane hit live power lines. On subsequent days, a grip truck caught fire, a disgruntled sculptor crashed his car through the studio's plaster shop, and a crew member accidentally drove a screwdriver through his hand. [20:52] oh, and they KILLED BRANDON LEE [20:53] lol [20:53] my hand is killing me [20:53] I'M KILLING LEE [11:53] Wait a second.... [11:53] What if we actually captured one of sadam's doubles!? [11:53] And he's preparing a massive counter-attack [11:53] And is going to slaughter us all! [11:54] OH MY GOD IS THAT FETISH PORN OVER THERE?! [15:14] CLING TENACIOUSLY TO MY BUTTOCKS! [14:13] the real meaning of christmas is to get liquored up and insult my family very loudly [11:20] dc, what did you want when you were 14? [11:20] gass: when i was 14 i wnated to recieve lots of oral sex [11:20] so i know what to get my sister ... [11:21] ok, so this time dc is not allowed to answer [11:21] lol [11:21] christmas presents [11:21] haha [11:21] well when I was 14 I wanted a lot of oral sex [14:57] I'm gonna give my daughters white-trash names. [14:58] Like Hope, Faith, Destiny, Cheetos. [14:50] This guy says he finds an unmarked tape at his mom's house, figures it's, porn, pops it in, and it is porn. Of his mom. [14:41] Jackasskid429: i dotn talk like a retart [13:09] i goto parties and slip rohypnol into my own drink.. then hope [14:03] I'm not into lesbian porn, either. [14:03] Why does everyone think my ultimate fantasy is two girls? [14:03] One girl is effort enough. [14:03] because a lot of guys actually get off on that [14:03] I don't want to wake up with two pissed off girls. [15:45] Fuck you, I'm nice you douchebag [14:29] c'mon christos. Take nudie pictures of your sister for us [14:29] Buddy Christ loves you too, Beery. [14:29] Gooni: it's on my to-do list. [15:16] that cigar tastes like terrible chocolate covered manhood [13:15] [00:14] lilmurderer911: u wish u cood spell as good as me [14:36] Necrophillia [14:36] Its not just for Presidents anymore. [13:31] assuming snugglebunny is a woman here.... [13:31] am i right? [13:31] no [13:31] now that's spooky [13:31] no i'm a GUY with the nick "snugglebunny" [13:31] Snugglebunny is 110% guy [13:31] make that 108% [13:31] that nick screams either gay or woman [13:32] * Technogen tacklehugglesnuggle Snugglebunny [13:32] funny that [13:32] male touching "francis"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY [13:33] why is it so difficult for u guys to understand that im just a normal guy [13:33] with GREAT TITS [12:59] Memorable quote from the film Akira, from the IMDB:: [12:59] Kaneda: Tetsuuuo! [12:59] Tetsuo: Kanedaaa! [10:49] man, if i had a dollar for everytime i cried tears of coke semen We meet again, EnemaMan! MY ARCH NEMESIS MUHAHAHA * EnemaMan throws some laxatives at Captain_Constipation I smell log humour.. literally. [14:05] OMG [14:05] OMG [14:06] where is prae [14:06] in the shower [14:06] I need to cover him with my hetero love juice Some people called me asshole because I called Rambo a wuss when he started crying in the first film. [09:06] Dane [09:06] Is insane [09:06] Yar? [09:06] You could say he has a main [09:07] Fly in a plane? [09:07] Work with a crane? [09:07] and likes to watch mcbain [09:07] and movies with corey haim [09:07] I'm going to REFRAIN [09:07] Lost your brain? [09:07] Shae? [09:07] and he enjoys the work of david blaine [09:08] I think yo should abstain [09:08] shae doesn't rhyme! [09:08] you've SUPERFAILED(TM)! [09:08] Shame [09:08] although it is a shame [09:08] Graaaaains [09:08] You need to attain the terain [09:08] lol [09:08] But it won't be in vain [09:08] you make me feel lots of pain [09:08] that dest feels the need to go against the grain [09:08] That would be a strain [09:08] now, let me explain [09:08] Fuck up his lower membrane [09:08] Ah, the disdain! [09:09] If he starts dating you could gain Elane? [09:09] Walk with a cain? [09:09] On a pane? [09:09] She's pretty plain [09:09] Not in chain [09:09] Run for president? I'll work the campaign? [09:09] But that wouldn [09:09] omg [09:09] do u kno how random we are [09:09] You try in vain [09:10] but that wouldn't pertain, and it might be an eyestrain to see his domain [09:10] i love it :D [09:10] * DanoAway is now known as Danoz [09:10] careful or you might cause a sprain [09:10] You just feighn [09:10] that's a little profane [09:10] Hey now DC, don't complain [09:10] care for some champagne? [09:10] ohhhoh [09:11] Stop that, he'd exclaim [09:11] Gooni good one. That's giving me a migraine [09:11] only if he were on cocaine [09:11] ah you stole my new one :D [09:11] breakinmg methane [09:11] it's the best I could attain [09:11] I may have to kill you, causing a bloodstain [09:11] I must go? [09:11] * Danoz is now known as Danozaway [09:12] don't spill any down the drain [09:12] Like abel and Kain [09:12] ziznatch spizcatch! [09:12] mmmm mini xmas puddingly goodness [09:12] careful war don't break the chain [09:12] done [09:12] chain? [09:12] ya [09:13] it was all becaise of dane [09:13] pineapple lumps! [09:13] dane tastes like spain [09:13] She's pretty plain [09:13] Not in chain [09:13] damn [09:13] Vacation in Spain [09:13] dah [09:13] how inhumane [09:14] just one remain [09:14] to finish this rhyming campaign? [09:14] done [09:14] its over [09:14] Run for president? I'll work the campaign? [09:14] damn! [09:15] damn u suck gooni [09:15] I'll suck YOU [09:15] no wait [09:15] lol [09:15] Is this a word: "fane"? [09:15] not to my knowledge [09:15] feign is [09:15] done [09:15] fame? [09:15] but its already been used [09:15] doesn't rhyme [09:15] Chasey Lain? [09:16] on tyme [09:16] wow i really reccommend these puddings [09:16] gotten lain? [09:16] Big Sister mini christmas puddings [09:16] they r YUMLICIOUS [09:16] Biggaz Sista! [09:17] Xmas pudings to fight tha MAN [09:17] so I'm guessing we're done now? [09:17] yes [23:30] later ray [23:30] don't buy anything poisonous [23:30] unless you want to poison someone. Then buy something poisonous [23:31] * HarvardFrankenstein is now known as Harv|buyingpoison [13:11] ChinkyRetardKid (10:06:39 PM): wher u live? [13:11] Helixxo (10:06:48 PM): california [13:11] ChinkyRetardKid signed off at 10:07:38 PM. [13:11] is he coming to get me? [13:11] yes [13:11] he's going to search the entire state [13:12] once he hits LA he's going to check the phone book for Helixxo [12:57] yes an ugly girl [12:57] as opposed to darius who looks like a delicate girl [12:57] he's not in here is he? [14:41] We have a bowl of mixed nuts in our apartment and my roommate's girlfriend says, "Somebody get this sack of nuts away from me" and my roommate says", wheneveer you see a sack of nuts you ALWAYS gotta just stick em in your mouth..." [11:51] you know you've hit rock bottom when ircers are telling you how worthless you are [10:28] I'm all over the cock [10:28] err clock [10:28] nice recovery....bit late [15:32] Rohypnol is french for chocolate [15:18] you know, having sex with a blind chick would be kinda cool,cos you could make whatever faces you want during sex [10:55] Honestly officer, Deon was just HELPING that sheep over the fence! ;-) [10:56] lol! [10:56] haha [10:56] And I figured the lube would help him slip over the fence! [17:16] oh you crazy americans [17:16] "under the rules of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, technicallyfelt tip pens should now be made illegal as they contribute to thebreak down of this copyright protection technology" [17:16] lol [17:16] and duct tape too! [17:17] Wow. I sure am glad I don't live in a country where idiots make all the laws... [17:17] DOH! [15:45] cherry coke tastes like cherry ass [20:14] Its hard to stay mad, when theres so much beauty in the world. [20:14] and yet somehow, I do it anyway [20:15] no zen for YOU [09:53] one time, my computer spontaneously combusted [09:54] my dad said it was because of the gasoline and matches, but i think it was God [11:19] we shouldn't have invaded iraq yep help pls [16:55] They should have the French in Road to Rome have a special white flag as their sixth weapon. [14:51] They should make a Jewish version of Beyblades or whatever. With dreidls. [14:51] Oy vey! My Dreidlemon is all vklempt! I tried to change my com sci major to "awesome" the bastards will not let me lol "we don't have an awesome department" okay then *puts down paper* "whats this" "I want to head up a research group" "... into awesome" [13:14] hey, what's the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong? [13:14] neil armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon [13:14] and... [13:14] and michael jackson fucks little kids in the ass [13:33] I have like 4 pairs of sambas [13:33] and a pair of boots [13:34] oh yeah, and sandles [13:34] I broked my boots [13:34] OH GOD! I'm a woman! [12:54] i heard they are removing the word gullible from the dictionary [12:54] y? [19:00] Hey, Beerman [19:01] lol [19:01] yep? [19:01] Anyone ever call you Pakeha? [19:02] occasionally [19:02] not me specifically though [19:02] I do get called "whitey" a lot though [19:02] lol [19:02] You keepin' them down? [19:02] natch. [11:57] I'd probably sit still and let you beat on me. [11:44] <[FoK]GoodGuy> You americans are so prude... can't even slap your dick in a girls face there? linux users don't even know what a popup is or a vagina [15:32] I have an account on a Sun E15000 [15:32] With 64 UltraSPARC-III 900MHz CPUs [15:32] 64GB of RAM [15:32] And about a terabyte of SCSI RAID [15:32] yum [15:32] great [15:32] now that we're all informed of how big your internet penis is, I'll be going to sleep [12:23] http://www.giveboobs.com [12:23] go, internet [12:23] Giving the gift of fake tits. [12:42] I'm pro abortion too, I run around town with a rusty coat hanger attacking pregnant women [22:57] you better buy one of my shirts whenever i get around to designing them [22:57] it depends how much ass your shirts will kick [22:58] because I'm designating my future money for one of fenris' jerseys [22:58] my shirts will totally lick ass [22:58] *kick [22:58] X_X embarassaing typo [22:58] damnit [15:07] Everything in quotes is a masterbation euphemism? "Bob the Builder, Yes We Can" [21:21] The only real positive thing I got out of it is the eyes are coming along, and I still know how to draw her figure. [21:22] It's like riding a bike [21:22] A really hot bike we just went out ot eat. i respect her, so i made no moves .. and she has huge tits [11:22] I'd hit it, but she'd probably hit me first. By which I mean, in the face. With her fist. [11:13] The French Government announced today that it is enforcing a ban on the use of fireworks at Disneyland Paris. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists. [15:15] ING [15:15] DARK GOD OF DESTRUCTION AND MP3'S [15:16] HE DEMANDS YOUR VIRGINS! [15:16] So wake up, afropik. [12:56] if i had a car i would have sex with it instead of in it [11:07] ===== Question 828/10000 ===== [11:07] what 1951 film featured ronald reagan raising a chimp? [11:07] Hint: ------- --- ----- [11:08] Bedtime for Bonzo [11:08] Well done Prederick! The answer was bedtime for bonzo. You got it in 7.909 seconds. You've moved up in rank! [11:08] which one was bonzo? [14:53] umm from IRC or IRL? [14:53] What program is IRL? [14:53] my god [13:57] sometimes I see christina aguilera's latest outfits on music shows [13:57] and I think her parents must be so proud that she's a famous singer instead of, say, an international whore [13:58] international CHEAP whore [13:58] clown whore [13:58] the international sign for whore [13:58] when mute people want to say whore, they hold up a picture of christina [12:07] i tried to write my name in wet cement [12:07] then i realized it wasn't wet <@HORTENCIA> Once I took this girl out on our first date and it was her birthday and I forgot. So I grab this big trash can at the movie theater and drag it over to her and say "Pick what you want from it, it's from my heart." <@HORTENCIA> The best part though is that she found that funny (or pretended to) and 20 minutes later we were making out. <@HORTENCIA> Stupid slut. [15:45] like the "Step away from the car" alarms [15:46] hehe, I got into a heated conversation with a car today [15:46] it kept telling me to back off [15:46] but I wasn't going to have none of it's jive talkin' [09:56] holy crap! apparently there's some biotechnologists in italy that successfully crossed a chimpanzee with a human [09:56] apparently the new breed would be semi-intelligent, and perfect as a slave race [09:56] but they interrupted the experiment during the embryo stage [09:56] for 'ethical' reasons [09:56] this is bullshit, i want my chimp-boy [13:02] Each page comes with a complimentary wav file from a Matrix movie, so it feels as if you're really trapped inside the Matrix, assuming the movie had a budget of 19 cents and was written by a lunatic who eats ceramic tiles for breakfast. [10:13] i met rosie odonnel once a long time ago, i think thats why im gay [10:13] lol TONY [10:13] LOL [10:13] But honestly you're gay because you have sex with guys [10:26] hey if you draw a dude's penis in art class does that make you gay? [10:27] yes [10:27] as long as you don't enjoy it [10:27] heh [10:27] how about if you have sex with him after class? is that still part of the art thing? [13:49] some guy offered me cash to do his programming assignment yesterday [13:49] he should have offered to give you head.. [13:50] naw, hes not my type [13:50] uh, I mean, hes a guy [13:50] ...SPORTS [10:43] because it'll save some embarrasmentif you're still coming here 3 months later and I still don't know your sex [10:43] like that Dest person [10:43] hoo boy. Are there gonna be some problems later on [10:43] what sex is he/she? [10:43] hell, i've been coming in here for nearly a year, and you all still think i'm a man [10:43] you are [10:43] wait...oh yeah [13:13] the year ending 1969, disco record sales were up SEVEN HUNDRED PERCENT [13:13] if these trends continue... ayyyyy! [13:13] 69? :P [13:13] don't mind if I do [10:56] yep, you were as sophisticated as hell that night [10:56] sophisticated off my ass [10:56] lmao [10:56] Sophisticated IN your ass [10:56] lol [10:56] that doesn't even make any sense [13:40] In the next movie she's supposed to have more adventure-type stuff [13:40] The boobs. In the tight shirt. [13:40] now lara croft just needs a lesbian sidekick [13:40] yes [13:41] it needs to be lara croft and some other hot chick [13:41] having lesbian sex [13:41] for six hours [13:41] then they can make a movie about them raiding eachothers tombs [13:41] Yes. [13:41] a wacky sidekick guy seen in the background for a split second [13:41] "Poon Raider" [18:47] that'd be cool if they had a port for playstation controllers in the cockpits of planes [18:47] just in case the pilot and co pilot are both dead [18:47] Lol.. [18:47] fire up boeing 747 2001 [18:48] course it depends where you're coming into land [18:48] I mean if its somewhere like amsterdam I just can't do it [18:48] I'm not up to that stage yet [18:48] I'm stuck on new york [18:48] keep having to bank around the twin towers [18:48] course its easier in Boeing 747 2002 [18:48] cos they're not there any more [18:48] just fly that sucker right on through [18:49] ...people tell me I shouldn't make jokes like that about september 11th [18:49] but its just my way of dealing with it [18:49] ... [18:49] I mean after all, I lost someone very close to me in the september 11th tragedy [18:49] I used to say to him "Mohammed" [18:49] Oh, alright [18:49] "Mohammed, I don't think you should be flying" [18:49] * Gamending rolls his eyes at Beerman [18:49] "At least not until you've learned how to land" [18:23] if women get in your way, punch them in the boobs [18:23] all the while preaching love and tolerance [18:23] PEACE AND LOVE! PEACE AND LOVE! [18:23] GHANDI SMASH! [13:21] what's sad is this one time, i was hanging out with this guy, and we're watching tv. then all of a sudden he's like "hey, i've never titty-fucked before." and i look at him funny, and he's like "Well?....." [ @Beerman ] lol that girl I hooked up with on saturday was saying she was an eating machine [ @Beerman ] and I said I could eat more than her [ @Beerman ] she said bring it, I said I could eat her under the table [14:09] http://www.theforce.net/episode2/characters/pics/aayla.jpg [14:09] isn't that the stripper girl in jabba's palace? [14:09] hell, if I knew she was in there, I might have paid attention to things other than, say, natalie portman's prominent nipples [11:40] I like my woman like I like my coffee -- bald, and androids [11:13] Aniverse is like my Grandmother [11:13] <^BahamutDuo^> dead? [13:56] My friend kenneth has a pirate hat [13:56] hahahahahaha [13:56] kenneth! [13:56] the only guys that should wear earings are pirates, gays [13:56] AHAHAHHAHAHA [13:56] Beerman, you still talk to Raven online don't you? [13:56] or pirates [13:56] wow.. my friend kenneth is gay [13:57] hes going to go and buy a 48x CD writer, a stack of bank CDs, and a new PC game [13:57] while wearing the hat [10:59] heterosexuality, eh [10:59] well I'll try anything once [13:32] http://home.earthlink.net/~wolvenmoon/ga/doraclose.jpg [13:33] Her boobs are bigger than her head! [13:33] doesn't everyone still use dos? [13:33] Crazy sega perverts [13:33] <^BahamutDuo^> lol [13:33] <^BahamutDuo^> thats wanky [13:33] <^BahamutDuo^> wacky [13:33] <^BahamutDuo^> fuck [13:59] i have free cable [13:59] beat that [13:59] <^BahamutDuo^> i have a girlfriend, and dont need to watch tv all the time [12:37] see if i was the president everybody would get the chair [12:37] even the jaywalkers [12:37] especially the jaywalkers [14:49] lifes a bitch and then you marry one [12:08] if women love gay men then why do gay men eat babies? [12:08] RIDDLE ME THAT [22:57] you better buy one of my shirts whenever i get around to designing them [22:57] it depends how much ass your shirts will kick [22:58] because I'm designating my future money for one of fenris' jerseys [22:58] my shirts will totally lick ass [22:58] *kick [22:58] X_X embarassaing typo [22:58] damnit [14:11] That Pikachu is pretty hot, though. [15:11] So Stryker has this inexplicable affliction [15:11] he has cancaids? [15:11] It causes him to put the canopener into a different drawer every time he's done using it [15:12] One day, I'm going to cram the canopener up his ass so both of us will never forget where it is ever again [13:19] darius, you're as smart as you are handsome [12:13] I know that herbal essences does NOT give you an orgasm, [12:13] teehee [12:13] you didnt use the bottle the right way [13:03] the TV is saying something about Geneva conventions and POWs... [13:04] Yeah. Iraq's been showing our POW's on TV with holes in their foreheads. [13:04] Yeah [13:04] Apparently they think this is gonna make them look better. [13:05] I seem to remember us taking Iraqi POWs and, oh what was it, oh yeah NOT SHOOTING THEM IN THE HEAD [12:37] "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" - Jacques Chirac, President of France [12:37] As far as France is concerned he's right. [14:29] where's outside? [14:29] outside the channel [14:29] I visited it just then [14:29] it smelled like french people [14:30] It smelled like Surrender? [14:48] I want a copy of a debate between bush and... pretty much anyone [14:48] and an episode of charlie brown [14:48] so I can replace bush's voice with WOOAOOOWAOOWOOW [14:48] mwa mwa mwa mwa mwa [14:48] iraq [14:58] the French have a new flag [14:58] its a white cross on a white background. [11:51] my dad had something like this, he had Hubble photos on his background, and this woman said they were sexual oriented and was coming onto her with them [11:51] The Eagle Nebula Photos = Penis http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/South/02/23/sunbathers.run.over.ap/index.html [13:08] seriously though [13:08] I think the funniest thing fark could ever do [13:09] would be to link to that article [13:09] and have the title be "one down, 60.9 million to go..." [11:11] could be worse... you could be canadian: "i'm from canada, and they think i'm slow, eh?" [11:11] i don't get it... [11:12] neither do I [13:54] hey christos, if you really want to win over lac tell her a poem like "roses are red, violets are blue. all my base are belong to you" [14:56] I think the army needs these explosive vaginas. [14:56] Watch out, Saddam - we have exploding genitalia! [14:02] everyone always tells me i have a young face [14:02] mmm [14:02] i have three now X3! [14:02] and that i sound 12 years old on the phone [14:02] opium [14:02] Pants: SERIOUSLY?! you get carded for 15+ movies? SHIT! [14:02] and i say "you should hear me with a cock in my mouth!" [14:02] no i don't say that [09:45] whoa, am I early? [09:46] Yes. [09:46] ? [09:46] for the moth show [09:46] you're early by an hour. [09:46] well crap [09:47] does Ash still do "Too Damned Late"? [09:47] I blame time zones and, uh, george bush [09:48] in accounting? [09:48] and north korea [09:48] yeah [09:48] ... town. north koreatown. [09:48] the mall there ripped me off [09:49] ? [09:49] hey, me too [09:49] they sold me this car with 200 horse power, and it only had 199 horse power [09:50] It made me lose my faith in bee fresh honey [09:51] i never had that faith [09:52] But bee fresh honey can cure cancer, give you wintery fresh breath and a big big penis! [09:53] sounds good, my friend [09:53] now, hand over that penis [09:53] I sold mine on the black market [09:54] ya shouldn't've done that [09:54] he's just a boy [09:55] but sometimes to change the past you have to present the future with a penis [09:55] i did that once [09:55] but it got slammed in the door of the delorean [09:55] i can only conclude [09:55] that the future hates my genitals. [10:43] I think dest is actually just a highly sophisticated keir hating machine [10:44] sophisticated? [10:44] drunk [14:30] that dog doesn't look very happy afro [14:30] aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhSAFTEYDANCE! [14:30] he loves it. [14:30] he loves it all. [14:30] gottaSAFTEYDANCE [14:30] skwerrel ah, but its not socially acceptable [14:30] doot diddle doot diddle doot doo [14:30] taken out of context, that would be a great incriminating quote [11:57] I was going to start a sentence with "how come" but accidentally typed "hot come" [13:51] his rap sheet from 1989 is most impressive [13:51] hah. I'll bet [13:51] "assaulting a police officer" [13:51] "assaulting a police officer" [13:51] "assaulting a police officer" [13:51] "assaulting a police officer" [13:51] lol [13:51] lol [13:51] <^BahamutDuo^> who are you talking about? [13:51] my dad [14:54] my brother said that to my ex-girlfriend once [14:55] 'try not to suck any dick on the way to yr car' i was so proud I think we should attack Russia now. They would never expect it [11:44] beerman would you have gay sex for 2 million dollars? [11:44] with who [11:44] and do I have to pay all at once [11:44] or can I pay in instalments [19:48] how do u turn a letter around ? [19:48] i.e p [19:48] q? [21:50] But that joke will last for years to cum [21:50] come [21:50] I said come * Beerman changes topic to 'Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Fetus' can ppl stop saying fetus * Beerman changes topic to 'Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Cheap, Renewable Food Source' [20:29] and i didn't get lots of money from my rich parents to go to school to let this country be overrun by poor people and lesbians [14:09] I can't wait for 'Lord of the Rings 4: Hail to the Ring' I have eggnog all over my face, dribbling down my chin so hot so creamy MmMMmmmmMmm [14:43] My dad: "go up?" [14:43] me: *scroll up* [14:43] My dad: "no, the other up" [14:43] me: "you.... you mean... down?" [15:04] I learnt to read at age 14 [15:04] My mom was proud as pinch [15:48] How do you make a cat go "woof"? [15:48] set it on fire? [09:57] I love lesbians. When I die I want to go to Planet Lesbian. [14:11] one time, for valentines day, I bought my girlfriend "the star spangled rammer" [14:11] lol [14:11] lol [14:11] <^BahamutD> lol [14:11] 16 inches of pure american loving. [13:15] kiss my ass afro. and you'd better start early cuz there's lots of it to kiss [11:29] so.....did Jesus ever bleed from his nose? [11:29] too long? [11:30] because everybody thinks I have a bloody nose, but I think I have stigmata [15:45] Fuck you, I'm nice you douchebag [15:15] god hates me, I can fit 3 of these movies on each disk, and i have to burn 110 movies.. [13:12] What the fuck is up with nelly and that shit on his face? [13:13] he's a dumb fucker. That's what [13:13] the bandaid? [13:13] YES [13:13] the nelly dance [13:13] it's fucking queer [13:13] Janusdehoulton: thats where they sucked his self respect out [11:19] man...that chick is a huge slut [11:19] i wish i could get set up with a girl like that...but less made out of pencil [11:19] and less 2d [11:19] yeah, that too [11:19] preferably in colour [11:19] that would be nice, not a requirement though [12:55] wow...that deon comic was incredibly lame. [12:55] nice job [12:55] I know! [12:55] and it will piss him off [12:56] lame like your nipples. [12:56] I predict [12:56] I was bored, sue me [12:56] I like her nipples [12:56] ok. [12:56] expect a call from my people.' [12:56] well that sure came out wrong [12:56] expect a call from my nipples too. [09:14] I pulled a muscle [09:14] it felt so good I pulled it again [09:14] ... [09:15] ANYway [16:10] Maybe he just gets SO much e-mail that mine gets lost in the shuffle [16:11] or maybe its the fact that you titled your email "100% FUCKING FREE PORN ANAL PIKACHU FISTING" [16:11] lol [16:11] ryu: no, he always replies to me within a couple hours [16:11] Or maybe I should stop sending my mail with subject lines like "Hot gay porn in your mailbox!" [16:11] Damn you Aaron [14:29] I need some magic right about now [14:29] and by magic I mean female breasts in my face [16:45] *** Beerman changes topic to 'www.shtank-interactive.com/btc :: Mary had a little lamb, it came all the way from Venus. Something something something something, something something penis' [16:01] What's that? Diseases are caused by our filthy living standards, and the giant shit piles in the street? [16:01] He's a heretic! BUUUUUUUURN HIIIIIIIIIM! [16:01] lol [16:01] In france, they covered it up with gallons of perfume [16:02] Yeah, good ol' middle ages [16:02] since then, France has evolved dramatically. for instance, they no longer use perfume. a lot like the time I walked in on my friend viewing a picture of a very sexy woman on a Ducati bike and he was carefully editing out the woman with another picture of the bike by itself that he had she was in the way, you see [16:56] I'm so cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month [16:56] so does anyone want to stick their meat in me/. [16:56] ? [16:56] no? [11:36] 30 second browse of slashdot [11:36] Europe hates microsoft [11:36] Japan hate microsoft [11:36] Microsoft sucks We meet again, EnemaMan! MY ARCH NEMESIS MUHAHAHA * EnemaMan throws some laxatives at Captain_Constipation I smell log humour.. literally. [13:46] <^BahamutD> You know, they say a penis is worth a thousand words. [13:46] <^BahamutD> errr.... [13:46] <^BahamutD> picture [10:48] excuse me i have to go fuck my brother [10:48] i mean [10:48] make a sandwhich [10:48] with my brother [12:44] world peace? pfft [12:44] hahaha [12:44] i dream of whirled peas [12:44] let's see [12:44] Sandy using me for sex....or world peace [12:44] Goonigoogoo I would dream of world peace of it ment SandyCheeks got to wonder around with out a shirt on. [12:44] Sex. [12:44] World peace.....sandy [12:44] hmmm [12:44] tough [12:44] Sex. [12:44] hahaha [12:44] STOP IT ALL OF YOU [12:44] p.s. keep going [14:27] He's screen name is Jon Stern, her name is Tabitha stern. [14:28] Together they are... [14:28] WILD STALLYNS! in conclusion, its woman's fault that we don't live in a utopia of sex [16:47] radio shack: you've got questions, we've got assholes [14:33] sometimes i mispell dinner as "penis" [16:39] My cat sez: rrrrddddddddddddd [16:39] isn't he clever [16:39] My cow GOes moo moo [16:40] why, thats nearly a word [16:40] your cat sounds a little rusty [16:40] you'd better give it some oil [16:40] anitfreeze... [16:40] reupholster it too [16:43] yeah you heard me [16:46] lol so you want him to rip the hair off of his pussy so to speak [11:33] "Myfreebabies.com will be like the next napster! But with babies." [15:19] if you vomit, turn over onto your stomach [15:19] oh thanks rae [15:20] I was planning on rolling around in my own vomit [15:20] and then peeing my pants bring me Americas Army? I can bring you canadas army awww, but I have rocks and sticks anyway [14:30] like "*masculine voice* libra fleur ... the tampons for women who care" [14:30] haha tampons for women who care .. i should be in adveritsing :( [14:30] ...what do the women that don't care use? [14:30] paper towels [18:04] 12. From what material are snooker balls made? [18:04] I was guessing [18:04] ivory [18:04] wood [18:04] silicon [18:04] cancer [15:30] man they made me eat vegemite [15:31] lol [15:31] is that some slang for poon? [15:31] I was like waht the hell [15:31] they told me it was like cheese whiz... [15:31] it's great, isn't it [15:31] lmao [15:31] they lied Note: http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=13350 [12:43] me: "New superman script" [12:43] other people: "Hooray!" [12:43] me: "No." [10:06] I wish I had a set of silicone balls i wouldn't mind someone doing my corpse if they're gonna go through the trouble to get my body, hey, let them have a good time [11:55] seriously, i'm checking out some gay porn right now. gay transformers furries porn. sonic the hedgehog just raped casper. [11:55] no! not casper! [11:56] where does bumblebee come into it? [11:56] alt.binaries.pictures.disney is so dead now [11:56] No good floods in a long time now [11:57] Err... [11:57] alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.disney [11:57] bumblebee is doing both those construction workers [11:58] they're pretty limber for a father and son having sex with a twelve-foot-tall volkswagen [11:59] and i'm spent. [13:34] where did you trot off to? [13:34] the bathroom, for a naked shower of sex. [13:34] a freind came over to annoy me [13:35] lol [13:35] lesbian friend sex shower in naked with boobies naked [13:35] there are naked showers of sex in the bathroom? [13:35] You know, if I took that as log humour, I'd have the best search engine bait [15:06] my original idea was to use a magic parker to draw a face on my ass and then in the middle of court drop my pants and deliver my testimony from my butt [18:48] I'm 20 [18:49] I should write a comic about anal sex [14:13] it's times like these I wish I had more stuff around here to eat [14:22] its times like this I notice I'm not wearing pants [14:22] I wish I wasn't wearing any pants [14:22] it's fucking hot over here [14:23] its hot over here too, baby [14:23] * Beerman rubs his nipples [14:23] err [14:23] anyway [14:23] well, now that I won't be able to sleep, how's things? [11:19] hey deon can I ahve a cup of your MANayse (Courtesy of Beerman) welcome to gang rape camp boys lesson number one tie your shoelace SO SEXY http://www.daisydownunder.com/images/scottwallt.jpg yes. so sexy. you worry me soo...I SHOULDN'T click it? It's scott bakula Fenris, is there something you're not telling us? Nooo http://www.warcry.com/aikida/images/scottwallt.jpeg [11:17] I wish I could yell all the time for no good reason. Just like in dbz [11:17] and shudder [11:17] PASS THE SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLTTT [11:17] these POTATOES are SO GOOD [11:17] lmao [11:17] hhhheeee cant be that strong! [11:17] potatoes [11:17] <^BahamutDuo^> OOOOOOOOOOOOH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! [11:18] Do you have CHANGE for the PARKING METER [11:18] the flavour.... is so STRONG! SO..... INTENSE! [11:18] bahahaha [11:18] lol [11:18] parking meter [11:18] this is some funny shit right here. [11:18] i have to take a SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH [11:18] "Vegeta vs REAL LIFE SITUATIONS" [11:18] these WEDGES are INCREDIBLE [17:12] you REMEMBERED! [17:13] I did? [17:13] i dunno, i'm tired [17:14] and naked and wet [17:14] and aaalll yours! [17:14] get one of those bath robes [17:14] it'll solve the naked AND the wet [17:14] what about the "all yours" part? [17:15] I have to wait 7 days for my gun license to clear [17:16] indeed [13:13] <^BahamutDuo^> the controls for britny's dance beat on ps2 are: X = dance, O = dance, /\ = dance, [] = dance I demand random linkage! link me to strange things, and entertain me http://www.goatse.cx/ i was just gunna say that... my word, whats wrong with that mans bottom? [12:49] Why dont people talk to me anymore [12:50] I talk to you deon [12:50] because you're bitter... or salty... or something... [12:50] Goon i know, but sometimes i need more than talk, i need... [12:50] money? [12:50] someone who isn't me lick him [12:50] sex? [12:50] sex? [12:50] its sex [12:50] is it sex? [13:30] <^BahamutDuo^> "Decafinated coffee: It's like useless brown water!" [16:20] if stabbing people in the face is wrong, I don't want to be right! [16:20] that's ender's slogan [16:20] damn right it is [16:20] if stealing ender's slogans is wrong, I don't want to be right! I used to be afraid of bees now I'm just afraid of mayonaise [12:23] I am chaoticset's penis. I am fiercely beaten three times a day. [12:23] HAHAHAHAHA [12:23] I also haven't seen a vagina in two years.. [17:29] now to install the 3 gig office assistant plugin so my paperclip can sing dance and fuck my sister while snorting cocaine off her tits! we where playing Hungry Hungry Hippos, and she said she won, so I had to put my balls in her mouth i prefer hot man cocks you what? i prefer hot ham cakes [10:05] Thing that turns him on the most: Stabbing Bryce with a fork. [10:06] Yeah, I'd be pretty turned on by stabbing you with a fork [10:07] oddly, me too [12:27] Goonigoogoo, is that you in your campic? [12:28] the one that had a bright yellow arrow that said 'Me'? [12:28] Uh, yeah, that one. if i stop having erections...i can't masturbate while chatting in here anymore [16:41] Elton John did "Circle of Life"? [16:41] yes [16:41] In was in that movie. About lions [16:42] * Sazamus is listening to Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby [16:42] I think it was called Speed [13:49] "fuck... i really need money." *ad: need fast cash? be a semen taster!" [13:49] sign me up [13:49] ack! [13:49] lol [13:49] YES! [13:49] for tje goon one! [13:49] Got it logged! [13:49] bwahahahaa [13:49] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 --- [13:59] to drink as much semenex as humanly possible? [13:59] I'm on that mission [11:16] KAboomy did you make hot math love ;p [11:16] lol, no [11:16] lmao math love [11:16] ew [11:16] their screaming equations at each other [11:17] lol KEir [11:17] hahaha [11:17] "Oh! OH YEAH! DIFFERENTIATE ME" [11:17] AHh AHHH cotangent! [11:17] :) [11:17] DIVIDE ME! Ohhhhhhh YEAH! You square me soooooo well [11:17] OH YEAH!!!! F(x)=x^3!!! [11:17] PI! PI!!! OH YEAH!! [11:17] lmao [11:17] lol joo all suck :P [11:17] Oh baby! Let me feel your hot definite integral! [12:30] POOOOOOO! [12:30] *** M3w-POO (~M3wThr33@lsanca1-ar16-4-34-148-126.vz.dsl.gtei.net) has joined #dpad [12:30] that's just creepy [12:38] M3w... what is wrong with you? [12:38] Seriously... [12:38] ? [12:38] Keepin' it different [12:38] No, I mean, your face... [11:50] teegus: oh yeah? hmmmmmmmm [11:50] *strokes his penis thoughtfully* [11:50] I mean chin.. [11:50] I stroke my chin [10:54] Christos I love you for dying for my sins. [10:54] lmao [10:54] Ass? [10:54] i wuz just kidding [10:54] and I love your cream filled center [15:28] Is this angus from 1995 or 1971? [15:28] Anus from 1995 [15:28] Righto [15:28] SHIT! [15:28] Angus [15:28] lol [15:28] ROFL [15:28] Best typo ever [10:26] Besides, not ALL australian colonists were criminals [10:26] some of them were sexual deviants [10:26] oh [10:26] i think Goon is one of those decendants [18:16] i love you beer, in a non-homosexual way [18:16] awww, non [16:07] I found out that Photoshop was tricking me into thinking it was broken, so I opened it up and lost some parts. [16:07] well, I found out photoshop was tricking me AFTER losing the parts. [16:07] that tricky Photoshop [16:07] photoshop was... never mind [16:08] Don't badmouth photoshop! It can hear you!!! [16:08] It can? Shit [16:09] it knows when you are sleeping! [16:09] it knows when you're awake! [16:09] It knows if you've been bad or good! [16:09] * Beerman hides [16:09] so its apervert is what you're saying [16:09] heh [16:09] yep [16:09] god can see everything [16:09] AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! [16:09] which makes me a sinner and god a pervert [16:09] like that santa fella... always having kids on his lap [16:09] people should no better [16:10] and coming down people's chimneys [16:10] at least he only comes once a year [16:10] unlike Catholic Priests [16:10] thats why santa has such a big sack [16:10] he only comes once a year [16:10] and I apologise for making that joke [12:45] you can lead a whore to water but you can't make her drink? [12:45] that move is like a bag full of whores [12:45] you sure let the whore out of the bag [12:45] don't cry over spilt whore [12:45] dammit...i can't remember any old sayings [12:45] you couldn't hit the broad side of a whore [12:46] this is like trying to find a whore in a haystack [12:46] you know what they say, you win some, you whore some [12:46] A whore a day keeps the... VD clinic... in business...? [12:46] don't look a gift whore in the mouth [12:47] all work and no whores makes johnny a dull boy [12:47] haha [12:47] gift whore... in the mouth... ah, make it stop [12:47] lol [12:47] this is more fun than a ship full of whores [12:47] a whore in the hand is worth two in the bush (...?) [12:48] LOL [12:48] Is the whore half empty, or half full? [12:48] lol [12:48] haha [12:48] two in the bush [12:48] a whore caught by the tail is not yet caught? [12:48] you can't teach an old whore new tricks [12:48] Fucked 2 whores with one stone! [12:48] whore tail... woo... [12:48] time flies when you're having whores [12:48] lol [12:48] lol [12:49] oh man [12:49] ah whores...is there anything they CAN'T do? [12:49] if you rape a whore, is it theft or shoplifting? [12:49] I think it's a felony [12:49] oh. [12:49] grand theft? [12:49] so I should hide the bodies then [12:49] probably [12:49] probably [12:50] jinx! [12:50] well that was wholesome [12:50] if wishes were whores, then beggers would ride [12:50] hahahaha [12:51] and ride well [12:51] where's that dead hooker disposal article, now? [12:52] yeah you heard me [12:53] http://www.penny-arcade.com/lovehate.php3 [12:53] whores are all fun and games until someone catches a STD [12:53] don't take candy from whores [12:53] or [12:53] dont take whores from strangers [12:54] oh yeah [12:54] that works a lot better [12:56] he walks like he's got whores in his britches [12:56] he's as happy as a whore with a bone [12:57] a chain is no stronger than it's weakest whore [12:57] a good whore is hard to find [12:57] a little whore told me [12:58] a man is known by the whores he keeps [12:58] a whore's gotta do what a whore's gotta do [12:59] never read a whore by it's whore [12:59] err, cover [12:59] isn't it 'judge'? [12:59] or judeg [12:59] dammit [12:59] yeah [12:59] a whore for your thoughts [12:59] lol [12:59] you just found a directory somewhere [13:00] I suuuure did [13:00] *** Warskull (~person@ny-lackawanna9c-116.buf.adelphia.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds) [13:00] http://newtontxnetwork.com/tour/oldsay/ [13:00] heh, I did too, mine's not as good though [13:00] you work your way up from the bottom [13:00] I've got a whore up my sleeve [13:00] but watch out for my achillies whore [13:01] As happy as a dead whore in the sunshine [13:01] Your eyes are bigger than your whore [13:01] all's fair in love and whore [13:01] happy as a whore with a bone hahaha [13:01] a whore a day keeps the doctor away [13:01] you reap what you whore [13:02] whores of a feather flock together [13:02] lol [13:02] asleep at the whore [13:02] born with a silver whore in his mouth [13:02] break a whore and you'll have seven years of bad luck [13:03] prae will probably vow never to read his logs again when he sees this conversation [13:03] lol [13:03] barking whores seldom bite [13:03] whores should be seen and not heard [13:03] I'm having a bad whore day [13:03] bend like a whore or break like an oak [13:03] better whore [13:03] talk to the whore! [13:04] You can catch more whores with honey than with vinegar [13:04] bide your whore [13:04] or [13:04] You can catch more whores with whore than with whore! [13:04] bury the whore [13:04] Deader than a whore [13:04] *** Warskull (~person@ny-lackawanna9c-116.buf.adelphia.net) has joined #3fs [13:04] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Warskull [13:04] Close, but no whore [13:04] we're starting to sound like obscene smurfs [13:04] lol [13:04] lol [13:04] I smurfed her [13:04] the reject smurfs who never got to be on the show [13:05] right there in the smurfing carpark [13:05] You are what you whore. [13:05] calm before the whore [13:05] "you're smurfing me!" [13:05] No smurfin way man [13:05] came up smelling like whores [13:05] then she smurfed my smurf [13:05] oh man, I smurfed all over the place [13:05] Don't criticize a whore till you've walked a mile in her thong [13:05] can't see the forest for the whores [13:05] *clears throat* [13:05] lol [13:05] yeah nayway [13:05] thong [13:05] wow [13:05] don't open that can of whores [13:05] i come back and the first word i see... [13:06] what's the matter? Had the whore got your tongue? [13:06] "Thong" [13:06] amen [13:06] *** Raven is now known as Raven|sleep [13:06] caught between a whore and a hard place [13:06] Do unto whores as you would have whores do unto you [13:06] lol [13:06] chip off the old whore [13:06] Don't criticize a man until you've done a mile in his whore [13:06] don't throw the whore out with the whore water [13:06] chose the lesser of two whores [13:07] whores make the man [13:07] haha [13:07] Whores never quit and quitters never whore [13:07] lol [13:07] If the whore fits, wear it [13:07] easier whored than done [13:07] to whore a phrase [13:07] easy as whore [13:07] every whore has her day [13:07] dead as a whore [13:08] den of whores [13:08] i'm not just blowing whores at you [13:08] Find a whore, pick it up, and all day you'll have good luck [13:08] flogging a dead whore [13:08] don't put all your whores in one basket [13:09] sharp as a whore [13:09] drinks like a whore [13:09] friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your whores! [13:09] easy come easy whore [13:09] she was so ugly they had to tie a whore around her neck to get the whore to play with her [13:09] eyes like a whore [13:09] God whores those who whore themselves [13:09] fall on your whore [13:10] Put that in your pipe and whore it [13:10] faster than greased whore [13:10] When the whoring gets tough, the tough get whoring. [13:10] whores are thicker than water [13:10] He is as dependable as a fox in a whore house [13:10] fools rush in where whores fear to tread [13:10] speak of the whore and she will appear [13:11] whore me once, shame on you. whore me twice, shame on me [13:11] two whores short of a sixpack [13:11] what's the matter? do you have a whore in your throat? [13:11] you're full of piss and whores [13:11] Home is where the whore is [13:11] *** Tenday (sdybox@host-66-20-133-57.aby.bellsouth.net) Quit [13:12] genius is 1% inspiration and 99% whores [13:12] go with the whore [13:12] I cried because I had no whores until I saw the man who had no feet [13:12] goodie two whores [13:13] great whores from little acorns grow [13:13] If a black whore crosses your path you will have bad luck <-- haha thats pretty bayad [13:13] not the sharpest whore in the drawer [13:13] handy as a whore with no batteries [13:13] lol [13:13] rofl. Half a whore is better than none [13:13] lol [13:13] If it looks like a whore, walks like a whore, and quacks like a whore, it's a whore [13:13] quacks like a whore [13:13] has a whore in the closet [13:14] no i don't! [13:14] you should screw your whore on straight [13:14] you cant prove shit [13:14] He needs a tight whore [13:14] lol [13:14] oh god that's so bad [13:14] hahaha [13:14] If you can't stand the whore, get out of the bedroom :P [13:14] has whores in the belfy [13:15] healthy as a whore [13:15] well I'll be a whores uncle! [13:15] don't be so whore headed [13:15] his stomach shook like a whore [13:15] Is the pope whoring? [13:15] or... is the whore catholic [13:15] hit by an ugly whore [13:15] nah. pope whoring sounds better [13:15] home is where you hang your whore [13:16] or home is where the whore is [13:16] whore line and sinker [13:16] Its not wether you win or lose, its how you play your whore [13:16] painting the whore red [13:16] I can't make whore or tails of it [13:16] jack of all whores [13:17] is this still going on?! [13:17] yup [13:17] hah [13:17] hehe [13:17] it suuuuure is [13:17] Come on in, the whore is fine! [13:17] there's always room for one whore [13:17] although too many whores spoil the broth [13:17] lol [13:17] which we need like we need a whore in the head [13:17] land of milk and whoring [13:17] a whore in the hand is worth two in the bush [13:18] :) [13:18] I think boomy already got that one [13:18] yep [13:18] it's a tough job, but some whore's got to do it [13:18] like a whore to the slaughter [13:18] [01:11:02] a whore in the hand is worth two in the bush (...?) [13:18] let your whore down [13:19] let sleeping whores lie [13:19] liar liar whore on fire :P [13:19] if you don't milk every day, the whore will dry up [13:19] time makes whores of us all [13:19] I'm gonna stop now [13:19] ewww [13:19] yeah. That was pretty bad [13:19] ill gotten whores [13:19] lol [13:20] it ain't over till the fat whore sings [13:20] whore today, gone tomorrow [13:20] lol [13:20] it goes in one whore and out the other [13:20] whore done by [13:20] lol [13:20] oh ye of little whore [13:20] see prae? it's addictive :) [13:20] i like "pants" too [13:20] old whores die hard [13:20] it's raining whores and dogs [13:21] like, replacing key words in movie dialogue with pants [13:21] Once more unto the whore, dear friends, once more [13:21] http://www.shtank-interactive.com/btc/underpants.txt [13:22] You are unwise to lower your underpants. [13:22] lol I was just gonna paste that [13:22] I find your lack of underpants disturbing [13:22] You came in those underpants? You're braver than I thought [13:22] I cannot teach him. The boy has no underpants [13:22] I cannot teach him. The boy has no underpants. [13:22] lol. beat me to it [13:23] Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of underpants more heavily guarded than this [13:23] Luke*Help me take*these underpants off [13:24] Funny....but not quite as funny as whores [13:24] Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your underpants [13:24] yeah true [13:24] Put your whore where your mouth is [13:25] I still like 'Half a whore is better than none' [13:25] it's just so wrong [13:25] Queer as a three-dollar whore hahaha\ [13:25] lol [13:25] Rolled off his tongue and went across whore [13:25] like a whore out of hell [13:26] back to the whores... [13:26] yep [13:26] how can we stay away [13:26] thats a good question [13:26] lower than a whore's belly [13:26] a man of few whores [13:27] Easier to get blood out of a whore [13:27] speak softly, and carry a big whore [13:27] which is probably related to "Spare the rod, spoil the whore" [13:27] man cannot life by whore alone [13:27] haha [13:27] big bertha [13:27] lol. bertha [13:27] a spoonful of sugar makes the whore go down [13:27] misery loves whores [13:27] ...on you [13:27] lol [13:27] stiff as a whore [13:28] put the whore to the grindstone [13:28] take the whore by the horn [13:28] no need to reinvent the whore [13:28] No whore off my nose [13:28] My efforts in cooking sticky rice properly have failed. [13:28] Par for the whores [13:28] what does that have to do with whores? [13:29] honestly Dest. Pay whore [13:29] I mean pay attention [13:29] old whores die hard [13:29] on a whore and a prayer [13:30] thats the best thing since sliced whore [13:30] one foot in the whore [13:30] six whores under [13:30] ouch [13:30] the whore is worse than the disease [13:30] practice what you whore [13:30] must be a pretty damn gross whore to be worse than the disease [13:31] I'll say [13:31] pride goeth before a whore [13:31] The difference between whores and boys are the size of their toys [13:31] oof. [13:31] quicker than a new york whore [13:31] lol [13:31] the good whore young [13:32] saved by the whore [13:32] screaming like a whore [13:32] the way to a mans whore is through his stomach [13:32] lol [13:32] seize the whore [13:32] every whore has a silver lining [13:33] those that whore live a lot longer [13:33] slippery as a whore [13:34] tighter than ol' dicks whore [13:34] snug as a whore in a rug [13:34] time to hit the whore [13:34] lol [13:34] *** afropik (afropik13@cpbg-199-224-68-105.ppp.cpbg.epix.net) has joined #3fs [13:34] mmmyes? [13:34] hey hey [13:34] join in the whorery [13:34] two whores are better than one [13:35] what about whores? [13:35] this is my whore to bear [13:35] whos company, threes a crowd [13:35] whores company* [13:35] that's a new whore on my old horn [13:35] vanished into thin whore [13:35] ok [13:35] haha new whore, old horn [13:35] anyway [13:35] brilliant [13:35] *** afropik (afropik13@cpbg-199-224-68-105.ppp.cpbg.epix.net) has left #3fs [13:35] ah well [13:36] OMG and then the tomato comes out of nowhere and they all dance together and they're friends! [13:36] its BEAUTIFUL [13:36] the whore of the wild [13:36] wake up and smell the whore [13:36] skwerrel, what are you talking about? [13:36] We are going to have a whore slapping good time [13:36] http://etrata.home.attbi.com/flash/pepperbanana.swf [13:36] the whore is as bare as mother Hubbard's cupboard [13:36] Well slap me naked and hide my whores! [13:36] yeah I've seen that one [13:37] the early whore gets the worm [13:37] la bamba, innit? [13:37] when whores fly [13:37] the whore the merrier [13:37] the pen is mightier than the whore [13:37] the whore's the limit [13:37] When you lie down with whores, you are going to get fleas [13:38] fleas, STDs, the line is very thin :P [13:38] thicker than whores [13:38] with whores on [13:38] time whores all wounds [13:38] time to bite the whore [13:38] whore marks the spot [13:38] time to turn over a new whore [13:39] You are going to have to eat whore [13:39] you can't teach an old whore new tricks [13:40] when whores fly [13:40] when whores fly [13:40] well shit [13:40] :P [13:40] I think we've covered the good ones [13:40] apart from "I wouldn't touch that whore with a 10' pole " [13:41] maybe some other ones [13:41] hmm [13:41] maybe it should be 'I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot whore' [13:41] win the battle, lose the whore [13:41] with my 10 foot pole [13:41] hur hur hur [13:42] heh [13:42] the whorey goodness is spreading to dpad! [13:42] huzzah! [13:42] Yaaaaay! [13:42] it's infectious! [13:44] that's a real whore jerker of a story [13:46] lol [13:46] whore jerker [13:46] rofl [13:46] oy vey [13:46] I wish that were a profession [13:46] Yup, Ah'm a whore jerker bah profession [13:46] eww [13:47] apparently theres "fluffers" in the pr0n industry [13:47] keep the guys all [13:47] uh [13:47] yeah [13:47] interested [13:47] *ahem* [13:48] whore in sheep's clothing [13:49] well. That's all 1914 sayings [13:51] uh oh [13:51] now what? [13:52] bah. You're still wet behind the whores [13:52] how many more thousands of sayings are there? :P [13:52] one thousand, nine hundred and fourteen [13:53] fan-tastic [13:53] indeed [21:59:42] * Beerman is away: hot, naked wet... re0w [21:59:52] I'm having a shower ya sick perverts [21:59:57] with a cat? [22:00:29] lol [22:00:36] is there any other way to get truly squeaky clean? [22:00:40] he's got a wet pussy in the shower with him [22:00:52] there's a first time for everything [22:01:28] indeed [21:39] Why do you have to travel back in time to be able to kill Steve Jobs? [21:39] So he never invents an imac [21:39] ah [21:39] then I'll travel to AOL guy's house and kill him too [21:40] He's in the book... It's under "AOL guy." [21:40] oh good [21:40] Just in case I killed 'OAL guy' by mistake [01:59] anyway, I'm actually gonna watch it now [01:59] so enough with the distractions [02:00] GOON YR NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS [02:00] OMG GOON [02:00] THIS IS SO COOL GOON [02:00] shit. something important [02:00] CHECK THIS OUT [02:00] GOON [02:00] GOON [02:00] lol [02:00] GOON! [02:00] YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!!! [02:00] YO GOON YOU ARE MISSING THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME [02:00] NO!! [02:00] GOOOOOOOON [02:01] YOU MISSED IT!!! [02:01] DO IT GOON! C'MON! [02:01] DAMN IT GOON [02:01] IT'S TOO LATE, GOON!!! [02:01] PAY ATTENTION GOON [02:01] OMG, THAT WAS SO COOL!!! [02:01] wow, that'll never, ever happen again [02:01] WE'LL NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN A MILLION YEARS! [02:01] I hate you all [16:36] does this channel get very busy? [16:36] HAH! [16:36] AAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAa [16:36] *gasp* [16:36] BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA [16:36] Oh, man. That was a good one. [16:36] * Goonigoogoo wipes a tear from his eye [16:36] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA! [16:36] o.O [16:36] sides... hurt... [16:36] HAHAHAHAHAHA! BUSY! AAAAAHAHAHHAAA [16:36] ... [21:36] my drivers side car door no longer opens from the inside [21:37] I have to wind down the window and open it from the outside. It's quite fun [21:37] what kind of car? [21:37] A Nissan Pintara [21:37] do they sell Opel's in AU? [21:37] Pintara? I have no idea what the US equivalent is [21:37] It's grey and has an engine. That's about the extent of my car knowledge [21:37] Sentra or something? [21:38] nm [21:38] Apparently I'm supposed to keep it topped up with petrol [10:23] You know, I really won't need an irc log humor if nothing funny happens here and now I've discovered Fenris's weakness incontinence? i just bought my first i dunno how to say it in english the thing men wear for a wedding prostitute? hey look, i fingered myself Aniverse goes down more that a chinese whore Tasteless.. Well not for the whore mind you you know how your mum always tells you not to put coins in your mouth cuase you never know where they could havebeen? no.. but dad always said to me, SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND KEEP SUCKING Wait.... can someone hear taht? I think I can hear something Is it your mom moaning? you know, as great a thing as the penis is, i can't see myself being gay...for more than 2 or 3 nights a week my aunt's sexy homosexuals are a very clean people and have been ever since they came here from france I wonder if pot has any permanent effects on chromosomes are your kids going to be born, look up at the docter, and say"dude man, you got any cheetos?" Quiet DK, I have your mother, and I know how to use her. hemorrages sounds like hemmoroids And hemmoroids sound like FUN Yeah, I went into the Giant the other day and I started shopping for hand lotions. It was then I realized that I'm never going to have a girlfriend then I can package shit and sell it for ridiculous prices just like Andy Warhol i have a methodist coloring book god wears cotton, god wears rayon god can mend a broken crayon god hates war, and god hates crime but god really hates people who color outside the lines Well, I'd be scared if women are running around with strap on dildo flame throwers DK, do us all a favor, run into the nearest wall repeatedly. Don't stop till you can't see. SuperMutant Barbie - Now With Explosive Chest Hardpoints! you sound like my mom she's hot I would do tech support but I am allergic to ignorance. I couldn't take more than one phone call before annihilating the caller with wave after wave of demeaning sarcasm. Cramps are NOT fun, trust the female Kaily, at some time in your life, you'll understand that men get the worse part of PMS simply with having to listen to boring drivel about how bad it is next on Springer... Delicate Sexual Organs vs Hard Chrome Hubcaps Do you like waffles?! Do you like Nazi propaganda?! Then do we have the restaraunt for you! I guess the worst part of my trip to Mexico was when I found out that "cockfighting" didn't really mean what I thought it did. We are overanalyzing this. no we are not there's still metaphors left unexplored! You're mom is a metaphor left unexplored. NS *STILL* doesn't support I-Frames? i'm not even sure NS supports HTML... * Kilgore transmits himself digitally down the phone line al-la The Matrix and appears outside Mercys house (Insert flashy sound effect here) DIGLLY DIGGLY DOOOOOOO No - that was a gay sound effect [19:11] -thunderhud.net- *** Notice -- (0 != 1) time based logic, where all arguments are composed in 60 second increments should I leave the last part in our out? That sounds like some of my sexual experiences no one wants to see don in a thong I'm a sexy bitch, dammit. * Donitz considers introducing Kil to Bob the Airlock CC admitted it herself! She does her father! i've seen her father, i'd do him too INFACT! star wars is all fiction neway! Thank you for opening all our eyes to that previously undisclosed fact, DLEK Names are important; they help distinguish people like Jesus and Santa from people like Hitler and Canadians. Trust CNN, they only got the presidential elect wrong three times! so I'm sure that in fifty or sixty years we'll see large assassin droids roaming the streets powered by MacOS foul sulforous pit that spawned them? You mean Canada? Drive Life: 10,000 cartridge insertion and removals I wonder if women last that long Honour thy father and mother, even if they are the same person. As funny as...a flash flood in a Fizzies factory Drugs keep me from killing you all. This is scary because TH is my uncle. and you are marrying his daughter? Yes. We're so inbred we might even be royalty. Tony, back me up here and I don't mean in the kinky fun way we need more dead people, and I'm just the guy to bring about that kind of radical change the world needs. jesus saves sinners.......... and redeems them for valuable prizes somebody help me! somebody just masticated my penis! you spelled triskadakaclaustrohermaphrobihomohemopyrobestialnecropheliaphobia wrong. Is science supposed to smell like banana cream? Due to an error, there are still a few of you left alive. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. <{Excidium}> my computer is like britney spears, its white cheap and plastic "lets just be friends" = I hate you, but I want to keep enough contact with you to tear you up inside with grotesquely detailed stories of all the guys I screw. Imagine a place, where every horror comes to life, where every torture is real, and time stands still... Ohio! there's nothing wrong with Australia that a quick rise in sea-level wont fix When log flume rides go horribly wrong... next on Fox every time a cease fire somewhere in the world is declared... a little part of me dies Fascism is humorous. At least in Starship Troopers When the christians decide you're not worth living, you'll know that you're a true human being why are we picking on sea life? because it can't fight back nuke a gay black jewish whale for jesus And now for today's lesson in xenophobia. The Universe is mine And Mine alone *** God-Obs has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) Mark my words!: If a problem cannot be solved with a flamethrower, it's not worth solving! Jeez, you say one thing about testicles and people start leaving <{MaraJade}> it's like when I first came home with glasses and I found out that trees actually had individual leaves isnt patience one of the seven deadly sins or something? Texas, the only place in the world where Pi is equal to 3 :) <{Excidium}> They guys that invented the clips on the backs of womens bras are the same guys that invented bank vaults Oh dammit. The toilet duck got loose. you people are losing the meaning of super monkey fun time I love particle physics. Especially ramming protons into eachother Because that's as close as you'll ever get to sex? The Germans are doing everything with their checkbooks instead of bombs now But that's why pencils have erasers! That's why germans use pens. =P Q: What's fun, sticky, and makes life easier? A: 10 pads of FREE personalized Post-it(R) Notes! that's not the answer i woulda come up with Real men don't whine about being enslaved with no hope of escape from their dismal lives of drudgery Why kill others when you can get weapons of unimaginable destructive potential to do it for you marked by circumcision hm, that sounds like a Steven Segal movie Tony....your talents are going to waste. I don't what they are, but I'm sure they're being wasted. I have eggnog all over my face, dribbling down my chin so hot so creamy MmMMmmmmMmm Quiet, you'll wake Tony And then he'll post scary picture links do you open your mouth and swirl it around on your tongue... letting a little dribble down your chin before swallowing it with a big smile? i heard guys like that *twiddles thumbs* i'm so cheap and tacky and hooteriffic [12:05] sign me up for nasal rape I tried to calculate the probability of ever getting laid the display read "MA Error" lol RazerWolf caused a divide by zero error. I hate Yatta. -_-;; are you kidding? it's japanese men in their underwear with fig leaves on the front singing cheery songs! where can you go wrong? Tony's corrupting our fragile heterosexuality they're french, thats punishment enough for anyone Shhhh!!! they'll steal my idea that I stole! now, back to questioning ender's sexuality how about I just scream penis until you stop talking its just Tony, read it like you would read something I said. you mean ignore it? i'm bored me too lets rob some white people! thats the spirit soldier and now I've discovered Fenris's weakness incontinence? I kicked ass in paintball against the french. Then again, that's probably because they kept giving up it was something someone said in #marijuana on EFnet I like how you use bold to pimp shit out Beerman's mom she's pretty hot for an android of pure destruction and hatred http://www.anzwers.net/hot/jiggywiggy/vegetagokuyaoipicLM.jpg AAARGH JESUS FUCK, MY EYES! what kind of shitty ass school did you go to? a new zealand one sorry its okay, we all have our crosses to bear but unlike jesus, my one is easily hidden unlike my enormous erection over dills campic I challenge you to a duel. Penises, at dawn. but battling against an unarmed opponent is so unfair Who the hell is cliff? That sounds like a gay porno name...not that i would know that explains the constant rain of shurikens that I have to dodge FROM THE MOON! I thought canada was just one big city like mexico j_p: the place for you to be is the army I don't like my country well enough to keep other countries out do people complain of their favoruite porn icons selling out? no just pulling out i originally thought about giving my cat a name in hex but i dont think anyone would be like 'come here 0f:a99:b21' mmm... canada The garnish of america Tony, on a scale of 1 to Richard Simmons, how gay would you say ender is right now? You know, I've said it before, but with the amount of time I spend staring at breasts, you'd think I'd be able to draw them better deon is so witty, he can question someone's sexual adequacy and orientation yeah well, he's not as good as you boomy. he has to use words, but your mere existence makes me question my attraction to men as a whole you like looking at old people naked, dont you? who doesn't you mean you dont? i love old man cock YOU'RE THE FREAK HERE PAT! I should see if Prae wants to be my "sister" comic. Or brother comic. Whichever is less gay Line 11 is - = dir($pagedir); anyone know what might be wrong? the programmer? Adam go juggle your precariously hidden sexuality you eat babies???? isnt that like wrong xhaze was stillborn but he got better well fuck me pink and call me nancy. * Beerman fucks Ruaidhri pink * Ruaidhri feels better now thats great, nancy I want to fuck BatJew who doesn't? You. true * panda smells teen spirit." that's urine * Beerman smiles if by "smile" you mean "frozen grimace of terror" can't go wrong with anti-semitism my friends call me tricky and some of them call me a fucking asshole I think I'll call you Steve Cthulhu for Prime Minister tony's bost for the day "MY daddys a druggy!" what the fuck is a bost? yah haven't you ever bosted? yeah I bosted your mom last night clinton was pretty much the best president you've had since JFK America loved that guy "I feel your pain and I fucked your sister" "We love you clinton!" SandyCheeks can you see your shoe's if your standing up? that's ender's standard test to guess breast size i have many points... most of them vaild... all of them sexy well i'm not lame... if i lift art from someone else, i'm a man about it and own up to it *coughmoviecomicscough* she was like "wanna fuck?" every five minutes in fairness, thats about how long i last sometimes, i stay up late at night wishing i was uncle jesse from full house he was super bad I am dyslexic of Borg. You will be ass laminated Where do you live? new zealand Im so sorry beerman ENDER'S GONE! wtf was he talking about? i stop listening after " *** Ender has joined #3fs " last i checked a penis does not qualify as CAT 5 "yarr! i'm gay! i eat babies and destroy morals!" * FatTony is playing Eminem - Square Dance * Meowfaceman is playing Lord Gore - The Forgotten Flesh * Technogen is playing With - himself [11:16] do you enjoy grocery shopping? [11:16] on their own or with, say, a roomate of sorts? [11:16] yes. yes i do [11:16] i wander around the candy aisle eating free samples [11:16] i just meant, are you responsible for your own food purchasing [11:16] those aren't free samples samus [11:17] they are to me I used to write erotic fan fiction involving punky and zack from saved by the bell It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's vomiting