[12:36] This university is supposed to have the best CS program in Canada, yet they can't even get their webpage applications to work properly [12:36] lol [12:37] yeah, it's great, isn't it? [12:37] My university is the best in WA, and yet I can't submit CS assignments over the internet [12:37] bloody bastards [12:37] I have to use fucking imacs. That won't recognise a file even though it's text and has the SAME FUCKING FILENAME [12:37] LOL [12:38] imacs [12:38] "Hey! Let's have multiple program associations for the SAME FUCKING FILENAME!" [12:38] I knew Australia was out of it...but MAN [12:38] "that's FUCKING BRILLIANT steve! Now lets go shove iCocks up our asses! Think DIFFERENT!" [12:39] hey gooni... what about the mice? [12:39] *** Grizzly (niglet@v97-3-p23.warwick.net) Quit (Client Exit: I'm using Ť54-2Kť 1.0 Website: http://www.54Script.com) [12:40] oohhhh. I've gone over that before [12:40] <^BahamutDuo^> muther fucking imacs [12:40] 1 button mouses = ingenious [12:40] "Here at apple we like to think different. While most NORMAL people would make mice that FIT THE HUMAN HAND, we've gone the other direction and made them look like hockey pucks, in order to fit nobody's hand" [12:41] if we can't please everybody, lets please NOBODY! [12:41] and call it INNOVATION! [12:41] the fact that ne button mouses are the only mouses for imacs make gaming completely apalled on any macintosh system [12:41] <^BahamutDuo^> 5 button mouses = ingenious, 1 button mouse = retarded [12:41] *** panda sets mode: +h Goonigoogoo [12:41] "Our logn tradition of thinking different spans back to our ORIGINAL different mouse which not only DIDN'T fit the human hand but was FUCKING SQUARE! Yeah! If we can't make GOOD computers, let's put sharp fucking edges on it!" [12:41] Goonigoogoo: i have to admit... it's very amusing when you rant... [12:42] duo.....you mean a buttno for each finger? [12:42] that's so....strange [12:42] "Let's dunk our exrement in colourful plastic and call it an imac! Yeah! We're fucking children who can't use a REAL computer, so we have to have colourful one buttoned ones!" [12:42] man oh man...i'm sure glad my university doesn't force us to use imacs. we have a mac lab...but I try to avoid it [12:42] *** Grizzly (niglet@v97-3-p23.warwick.net) has joined #3fs [12:43] actually its not even a button [12:43] its not even a mouse [12:43] its a fucking tap light [12:43] christ...where's tate or prae... this stuff is great... [12:43] you have th epress the entire damn thing down with your hand [12:43] I always look through the window at the people in there...and they look so happy [12:43] "Look at this! Our latest computer is shaped like a FUCKING LAMP! Where do we come up with this? We're the goddamn kings of the earth!" [12:43] lol [12:43] but i don't let it trick me...its like scientology, they want to to think it's fun...but its not, its not fun at all [12:44] no no goon. [12:44] it's shaped like "The future" [12:44] ripping on iMacs... its sarc-tastic [12:44] "Look! Our OS is incompatible with every single useful product on the face of the earth! We're DIFFERENT! YAY FOR US!!" [12:44] * panda gives gooni the gold star for today.* [12:45] <^BahamutDuo^> five button programmable mouse [12:45] "Upgrade? What the fuck is that? They can just buy a whole new imac! THE FUCKING SPARKLE COLOURED imac! We've got ADD and can't sit at a computer unless it's got colourful plastic everywhere!" [12:45] <^BahamutDuo^> standard left and right, click wheel for double-click, button 4 for cut, button 5 for paste [12:45] "Yes our systems have the power neccessary for any game on the market and can perform better as well! Now whenw e decide to make an actual developement kit for our OS we assure you games will be possible! They will even feature a one button mouse system to be so sipmlified your parents can enjoy them!" [12:47] "Here at apple we want SIMPLICITY and ease of use, that's why the command for 'eject disk' is to drag the fucking icon ONTO THE TRASHCAN. Now most sane people would think this would mean 'erase', or 'format', but we know that people who use macintosh like to THINK DIFFERENT. That's why we've got power buttons that DON'T FUCKING WORK EITHER! Yes! To turn your computer on and off, YANK THE FUCKING POWER CORD! Because that's what it's there for!" [12:47] that was big [12:47] yes it was [12:48] sadly true though [12:48] my feeble brain can not comprehend [12:48] <^BahamutDuo^> lol [12:48] "to eject the disk, you have to right cli... oh. hmmm." [12:49] "We've made our OS CRASH PROOF! That's why it freezes EVERY FIVE MINUTES! It's BETTER than windows! You can't even load a TEXT EDITOR without the imac freezing! It's brilliant! And thanks to the complete inability to work in a simple control function like 'ctrl + alt + del', you're resorted to using the NON power button which DOESN'T FUCKING WORK!! YES! It's brilliant!" [12:49] poor goon...they don't have ANY PCs in the whole school? [12:49] "So that school report you wrote at home needs to be printed here at Officemax? Alright no problem sir let me pull it up on the macintosh.........hmm it keeps giving me this error sayign the the disk format is different than this OS...I don't knwo what the problem is sir? Wait...did you...use one of those....."PC's"?.... [12:49] lol [12:49] yeah, but I can't use them for computer science [12:50] sucka [12:50] those 'other' ones? [12:50] we use Unix for ours [12:50] Next semester I get to use linux [12:50] Wait wait wait, Goonigoogoo you can't use a COmputer for Computer science? [12:50] well, I can't submit over the internet [12:51] NOte a Mac is not a computer [12:51] which is a rudimentary fucking function [12:51] Well, I can use the PC labs, except then I can't submit because the CS server is a mac [12:51] we don't even NEED the internet! [12:51] we have TELNET [12:51] GO TELNET [12:51] WTF [12:51] what? [12:51] i don't actually use telnet, i use putty [12:51] Goonigoogoo get up and go to a different school this one is to fucked up. [12:52] much better prog [12:52] skwerrel i use telnet [12:52] Darius|Shower: we don't print up reports at office max... [12:52] what the hell kind of CS faculty would say, "Hey, forget those silly 'PCs', let's use a type of computer that was designed for IDIOTS!!" [12:52] "at apple we don't give a FUCK about interOS compatability. Even though the file extension is the same, and it's just TEXT, YOU CAN'T SUBMIT! WHOO! We're goddamn genii! Apple rules! We can't make REAL computers so we make colourful toys for children!" [12:52] "And, we'll put our website on AOL!!!!" [12:52] * Beerman goes to watch cartoons [12:52] okay. I'm done venting [12:53] I have to study now [12:53] ok [12:53] chill out guys [12:53] hehe [12:53] my head hurts [12:53] Im going to bed [12:53] * panda hugs gooni.* i luv j00... [12:53] my school had iMacs too [12:53] later 'boomy. [12:53] * Goonigoogoo hugs panda [12:53] later boomy [12:53] ahhh [12:53] *** KAboomy (blargh@234-149.suscom-maine.net) Quit (Client Exit: (pedal) Cmaj9add6 G Ab Gb (that's every tone except F *whimper*)) [12:53] its something about "YUO CANT HAX0R THEM" [12:53] poor bastard [12:53] * Grizzly hugs himself [12:53] more like "no-one cares enough to hax0r them" [12:53] I'd have picked one up by the handle and hurled it through the window, except they bold them down [12:53] for just such an occasion, I suppose