[12:45] you can lead a whore to water but you can't make her drink? [12:45] that move is like a bag full of whores [12:45] you sure let the whore out of the bag [12:45] don't cry over spilt whore [12:45] dammit...i can't remember any old sayings [12:45] you couldn't hit the broad side of a whore [12:46] this is like trying to find a whore in a haystack [12:46] you know what they say, you win some, you whore some [12:46] A whore a day keeps the... VD clinic... in business...? [12:46] don't look a gift whore in the mouth [12:47] all work and no whores makes johnny a dull boy [12:47] haha [12:47] gift whore... in the mouth... ah, make it stop [12:47] lol [12:47] this is more fun than a ship full of whores [12:47] a whore in the hand is worth two in the bush (...?) [12:48] LOL [12:48] Is the whore half empty, or half full? [12:48] lol [12:48] haha [12:48] two in the bush [12:48] a whore caught by the tail is not yet caught? [12:48] you can't teach an old whore new tricks [12:48] Fucked 2 whores with one stone! [12:48] whore tail... woo... [12:48] time flies when you're having whores [12:48] lol [12:48] lol [12:49] oh man [12:49] ah whores...is there anything they CAN'T do? [12:49] *** Goonigoogoo changes topic to 'http://www.topwebcomics.com/vote.php?Action=In&ID=3fingersalute :: Time flies when you're having whores' [12:49] if you rape a whore, is it theft or shoplifting? [12:49] I think it's a felony [12:49] oh. [12:49] grand theft? [12:49] so I should hide the bodies then [12:49] probably [12:49] probably [12:50] jinx! [12:50] well that was wholesome [12:50] if wishes were whores, then beggers would ride [12:50] hahahaha [12:51] and ride well [12:51] where's that dead hooker disposal article, now? [12:52] yeah you heard me [12:53] http://www.penny-arcade.com/lovehate.php3 [12:53] whores are all fun and games until someone catches a STD [12:53] don't take candy from whores [12:53] or [12:53] dont take whores from strangers [12:54] oh yeah [12:54] that works a lot better [12:56] he walks like he's got whores in his britches [12:56] he's as happy as a whore with a bone [12:57] a chain is no stronger than it's weakest whore [12:57] a good whore is hard to find [12:57] a little whore told me [12:58] a man is known by the whores he keeps [12:58] a whore's gotta do what a whore's gotta do [12:59] never read a whore by it's whore [12:59] err, cover [12:59] isn't it 'judge'? [12:59] or judeg [12:59] dammit [12:59] yeah [12:59] a whore for your thoughts [12:59] lol [12:59] you just found a directory somewhere [13:00] I suuuure did [13:00] *** Warskull (~person@ny-lackawanna9c-116.buf.adelphia.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 258 seconds) [13:00] http://newtontxnetwork.com/tour/oldsay/ [13:00] heh, I did too, mine's not as good though [13:00] you work your way up from the bottom [13:00] I've got a whore up my sleeve [13:00] but watch out for my achillies whore [13:01] As happy as a dead whore in the sunshine [13:01] Your eyes are bigger than your whore [13:01] all's fair in love and whore [13:01] happy as a whore with a bone hahaha [13:01] a whore a day keeps the doctor away [13:01] you reap what you whore [13:02] whores of a feather flock together [13:02] lol [13:02] asleep at the whore [13:02] born with a silver whore in his mouth [13:02] break a whore and you'll have seven years of bad luck [13:03] prae will probably vow never to read his logs again when he sees this conversation [13:03] lol [13:03] barking whores seldom bite [13:03] whores should be seen and not heard [13:03] I'm having a bad whore day [13:03] bend like a whore or break like an oak [13:03] better whore [13:03] talk to the whore! [13:04] You can catch more whores with honey than with vinegar [13:04] bide your whore [13:04] or [13:04] You can catch more whores with whore than with whore! [13:04] bury the whore [13:04] Deader than a whore [13:04] *** Warskull (~person@ny-lackawanna9c-116.buf.adelphia.net) has joined #3fs [13:04] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Warskull [13:04] Close, but no whore [13:04] we're starting to sound like obscene smurfs [13:04] lol [13:04] lol [13:04] I smurfed her [13:04] the reject smurfs who never got to be on the show [13:05] right there in the smurfing carpark [13:05] You are what you whore. [13:05] calm before the whore [13:05] "you're smurfing me!" [13:05] No smurfin way man [13:05] came up smelling like whores [13:05] then she smurfed my smurf [13:05] oh man, I smurfed all over the place [13:05] Don't criticize a whore till you've walked a mile in her thong [13:05] can't see the forest for the whores [13:05] *clears throat* [13:05] lol [13:05] yeah nayway [13:05] thong [13:05] wow [13:05] don't open that can of whores [13:05] i come back and the first word i see... [13:06] what's the matter? Had the whore got your tongue? [13:06] "Thong" [13:06] amen [13:06] *** Raven is now known as Raven|sleep [13:06] caught between a whore and a hard place [13:06] Do unto whores as you would have whores do unto you [13:06] lol [13:06] chip off the old whore [13:06] Don't criticize a man until you've done a mile in his whore [13:06] don't throw the whore out with the whore water [13:06] chose the lesser of two whores [13:07] whores make the man [13:07] haha [13:07] Whores never quit and quitters never whore [13:07] lol [13:07] If the whore fits, wear it [13:07] easier whored than done [13:07] to whore a phrase [13:07] easy as whore [13:07] every whore has her day [13:07] dead as a whore [13:08] den of whores [13:08] i'm not just blowing whores at you [13:08] Find a whore, pick it up, and all day you'll have good luck [13:08] flogging a dead whore [13:08] don't put all your whores in one basket [13:09] sharp as a whore [13:09] drinks like a whore [13:09] friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your whores! [13:09] easy come easy whore [13:09] she was so ugly they had to tie a whore around her neck to get the whore to play with her [13:09] eyes like a whore [13:09] God whores those who whore themselves [13:09] fall on your whore [13:10] Put that in your pipe and whore it [13:10] faster than greased whore [13:10] When the whoring gets tough, the tough get whoring. [13:10] whores are thicker than water [13:10] He is as dependable as a fox in a whore house [13:10] fools rush in where whores fear to tread [13:10] speak of the whore and she will appear [13:11] whore me once, shame on you. whore me twice, shame on me [13:11] two whores short of a sixpack [13:11] what's the matter? do you have a whore in your throat? [13:11] you're full of piss and whores [13:11] Home is where the whore is [13:11] *** Tenday (sdybox@host-66-20-133-57.aby.bellsouth.net) Quit [13:12] genius is 1% inspiration and 99% whores [13:12] go with the whore [13:12] I cried because I had no whores until I saw the man who had no feet [13:12] goodie two whores [13:13] great whores from little acorns grow [13:13] If a black whore crosses your path you will have bad luck <-- haha thats pretty bayad [13:13] not the sharpest whore in the drawer [13:13] handy as a whore with no batteries [13:13] lol [13:13] rofl. Half a whore is better than none [13:13] lol [13:13] If it looks like a whore, walks like a whore, and quacks like a whore, it's a whore [13:13] quacks like a whore [13:13] has a whore in the closet [13:14] no i don't! [13:14] you should screw your whore on straight [13:14] you cant prove shit [13:14] He needs a tight whore [13:14] lol [13:14] oh god that's so bad [13:14] hahaha [13:14] If you can't stand the whore, get out of the bedroom :P [13:14] has whores in the belfy [13:15] healthy as a whore [13:15] well I'll be a whores uncle! [13:15] don't be so whore headed [13:15] his stomach shook like a whore [13:15] Is the pope whoring? [13:15] or... is the whore catholic [13:15] hit by an ugly whore [13:15] nah. pope whoring sounds better [13:15] home is where you hang your whore [13:16] or home is where the whore is [13:16] whore line and sinker [13:16] Its not wether you win or lose, its how you play your whore [13:16] painting the whore red [13:16] I can't make whore or tails of it [13:16] jack of all whores [13:17] is this still going on?! [13:17] yup [13:17] hah [13:17] hehe [13:17] it suuuuure is [13:17] Come on in, the whore is fine! [13:17] there's always room for one whore [13:17] although too many whores spoil the broth [13:17] lol [13:17] which we need like we need a whore in the head [13:17] land of milk and whoring [13:17] a whore in the hand is worth two in the bush [13:18] :) [13:18] I think boomy already got that one [13:18] yep [13:18] it's a tough job, but some whore's got to do it [13:18] like a whore to the slaughter [13:18] [01:11:02] a whore in the hand is worth two in the bush (...?) [13:18] let your whore down [13:19] let sleeping whores lie [13:19] liar liar whore on fire :P [13:19] if you don't milk every day, the whore will dry up [13:19] time makes whores of us all [13:19] I'm gonna stop now [13:19] ewww [13:19] yeah. That was pretty bad [13:19] ill gotten whores [13:19] lol [13:20] it ain't over till the fat whore sings [13:20] whore today, gone tomorrow [13:20] lol [13:20] it goes in one whore and out the other [13:20] whore done by [13:20] lol [13:20] oh ye of little whore [13:20] see prae? it's addictive :) [13:20] i like "pants" too [13:20] old whores die hard [13:20] it's raining whores and dogs [13:21] like, replacing key words in movie dialogue with pants [13:21] Once more unto the whore, dear friends, once more [13:21] http://www.shtank-interactive.com/btc/underpants.txt [13:22] You are unwise to lower your underpants. [13:22] lol I was just gonna paste that [13:22] I find your lack of underpants disturbing [13:22] You came in those underpants? You're braver than I thought [13:22] I cannot teach him. The boy has no underpants [13:22] I cannot teach him. The boy has no underpants. [13:22] lol. beat me to it [13:23] Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of underpants more heavily guarded than this [13:23] Luke*Help me take*these underpants off [13:24] Funny....but not quite as funny as whores [13:24] Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your underpants [13:24] yeah true [13:24] Put your whore where your mouth is [13:25] I still like 'Half a whore is better than none' [13:25] it's just so wrong [13:25] Queer as a three-dollar whore hahaha\ [13:25] lol [13:25] Rolled off his tongue and went across whore [13:25] like a whore out of hell [13:26] back to the whores... [13:26] yep [13:26] how can we stay away [13:26] thats a good question [13:26] lower than a whore's belly [13:26] a man of few whores [13:27] Easier to get blood out of a whore [13:27] speak softly, and carry a big whore [13:27] which is probably related to "Spare the rod, spoil the whore" [13:27] man cannot life by whore alone [13:27] haha [13:27] big bertha [13:27] lol. bertha [13:27] a spoonful of sugar makes the whore go down [13:27] misery loves whores [13:27] ...on you [13:27] lol [13:27] stiff as a whore [13:28] put the whore to the grindstone [13:28] take the whore by the horn [13:28] no need to reinvent the whore [13:28] No whore off my nose [13:28] My efforts in cooking sticky rice properly have failed. [13:28] Par for the whores [13:28] what does that have to do with whores? [13:29] honestly Dest. Pay whore [13:29] I mean pay attention [13:29] old whores die hard [13:29] on a whore and a prayer [13:30] thats the best thing since sliced whore [13:30] one foot in the whore [13:30] six whores under [13:30] ouch [13:30] the whore is worse than the disease [13:30] practice what you whore [13:30] must be a pretty damn gross whore to be worse than the disease [13:31] I'll say [13:31] pride goeth before a whore [13:31] The difference between whores and boys are the size of their toys [13:31] oof. [13:31] quicker than a new york whore [13:31] lol [13:31] the good whore young [13:32] saved by the whore [13:32] screaming like a whore [13:32] the way to a mans whore is through his stomach [13:32] lol [13:32] seize the whore [13:32] every whore has a silver lining [13:33] those that whore live a lot longer [13:33] slippery as a whore [13:34] tighter than ol' dicks whore [13:34] snug as a whore in a rug [13:34] time to hit the whore [13:34] lol [13:34] *** afropik (afropik13@cpbg-199-224-68-105.ppp.cpbg.epix.net) has joined #3fs [13:34] mmmyes? [13:34] hey hey [13:34] join in the whorery [13:34] two whores are better than one [13:35] what about whores? [13:35] this is my whore to bear [13:35] whos company, threes a crowd [13:35] whores company* [13:35] that's a new whore on my old horn [13:35] vanished into thin whore [13:35] ok [13:35] haha new whore, old horn [13:35] The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, They must be felt by the whore [13:35] anyway [13:35] brilliant [13:35] *** afropik (afropik13@cpbg-199-224-68-105.ppp.cpbg.epix.net) has left #3fs [13:35] ah well [13:36] OMG and then the tomato comes out of nowhere and they all dance together and they're friends! [13:36] its BEAUTIFUL [13:36] the whore of the wild [13:36] wake up and smell the whore [13:36] skwerrel, what are you talking about? [13:36] We are going to have a whore slapping good time [13:36] http://etrata.home.attbi.com/flash/pepperbanana.swf [13:36] the whore is as bare as mother Hubbard's cupboard [13:36] Well slap me naked and hide my whores! [13:36] yeah I've seen that one [13:37] the early whore gets the worm [13:37] la bamba, innit? [13:37] when whores fly [13:37] the whore the merrier [13:37] the pen is mightier than the whore [13:37] the whore's the limit [13:37] When you lie down with whores, you are going to get fleas [13:38] fleas, STDs, the line is very thin :P [13:38] thicker than whores [13:38] with whores on [13:38] time whores all wounds [13:38] time to bite the whore [13:38] whore marks the spot [13:38] time to turn over a new whore [13:39] You are going to have to eat whore [13:39] you can't teach an old whore new tricks [13:40] when whores fly [13:40] when whores fly [13:40] well shit [13:40] :P [13:40] I think we've covered the good ones [13:40] apart from "I wouldn't touch that whore with a 10' pole " [13:41] maybe some other ones [13:41] hmm [13:41] maybe it should be 'I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot whore' [13:41] win the battle, lose the whore [13:41] with my 10 foot pole [13:41] hur hur hur [13:42] heh [13:42] the whorey goodness is spreading to dpad! [13:42] huzzah! [13:42] Yaaaaay! [13:42] it's infectious! [13:44] that's a real whore jerker of a story [13:46] lol [13:46] whore jerker [13:46] rofl [13:46] oy vey [13:46] I wish that were a profession [13:46] Yup, Ah'm a whore jerker bah profession [13:46] eww [13:47] apparently theres "fluffers" in the pr0n industry [13:47] keep the guys all [13:47] uh [13:47] yeah [13:47] interested [13:47] *ahem* [13:48] whore in sheep's clothing [13:49] well. That's all 1914 sayings [13:51] uh oh [13:51] now what? [13:52] bah. You're still wet behind the whores [13:52]